sootikins is still (not) sleeping #6

[MrsShrek3]

seeing as I am awake again
come hither!

Anyone up?

haven't seen jynier on the thread for a while, I hope she is ok.

How are you cafe and Mrs :)

Hi everyone - back from Wales, collecting chickens tomorrow & now fancying a beehive!

Meanwhile, you have all been beautifully bonkers as usual! Still no sign of Kitty?

Also I love minions! And fancy Gru

had a good holiday then? Good to see you back, THEMW and SD :)

café, another all nighter? or do you plan to sleep?

and no, still no kitty :(

PS saw a man who looked soooo like Gru today. The dc were attempting to shout Gru out of the car window TF for electric windows.... and then ds2 saw some dude in a lab coat and started shrieking Dr Nefario and waving

A man like Gru and a Dr Nefario in a lab coat
amazing
was he just wandering down the road?^

sleep?! whatever made you think I would sleep!? I hit exhausted at about 4pm and had red blurry eyes all pm into this evening but now I am hyper awake again it was like I was asleep, awake. Maybe I have evolved.

good to see you lot

I was just trying to find my mumsnet and typed the wrong address in and got a biscuit

pmsl at the biscuit.
You sound like my dses talking pokemonbollox with this "I've evolved" stuff are you a SuperCafeDoc now? or a SuperiorCafecitoDoctorado? (namechange required)

(actually ADHDdoc may be more appropriate lol)

what do you call a hyperactive ogre? (sounds like the first line of one if ds2s jokes...)

I call it my reflection in the mirror after my usual night awake

I actually think I have ADHD but never diagnosed, as I'm too old for diagnoses they weren't so trendy then. I have ALL the adult ADHD symptoms. It's reeeeallly bad for studying!

think further evidence of evolution is my LONG ass toes

long toes, rather

they are like hands

Just think of the exciting toe ring options Cafe!

Had a traditional British seaside self catering holiday, fish & chips, ice cream, steam railway, honey farm, swimming, countryside amusement park, car sickness, sibling rivalry & fights, shouting husbands, arguments over car seat positions. All the usual elements.

midwife. sounds awesome c'mon it would be boring without a shout at the dh and someone upchucking in the car

I reckon I am hyperactive too tbh. well normal people sleep dont they I never have. since the age of about 10. Great for student allnighters then still getting a disseration in a month early (yes. I did.abnormal or what.) hyperactivity essential

early!? no no ADHDers never get things in early, they can't sit down and work for toffee unless medicated or forced under sheer panic at the last minute ehem but you may be hyper [snirk at 'may be']

hilarious summary of your hols there themidwife, good thing you went when sunny or the other elements would have been with you too! Nice mud splashes on white skirts and frizzy wet hair, children falling in muddy cow pat and so on

I used to hate my toes I could write with them and pick up dropped keys, pens, objects. I wondered if it was an ape throwback, then I figured I am just great a tree climbing and I could probably mumsnet with my toes so really I think that must be an advancement put too many hours of thought into this one of my oldest friends and I bonded over mutual long toes in Mexico when I was a tweenager and she was 30something. We used to hang out a lot, hers were longer than mine!

It did rain some days too. Definite mud and vomit splatters!

Spider cat is very pleased to see me & hasn't left my side bless him! Woke me up for a cuddle & to make my eyes red & itchy. I seem to become allergic to him if I go away!

Cafe, maybe you could mums net with your toes & study with your hands? How efficient!!

Morning all starlet has lots of new pants and bras and other stuff poor bank card cried when it finished in primark just over 100 pounds !!!! Weeky food shop done today sat with a coffee trying to motorised my arse to sortout flat

lucky starlet
poor stars - in both senses of the word lol
it's back to school bankruptcy, woo. (I did most of pur uniform shopping in June, so why has this week been so bloody expensive? Haven't even had to buy shoes!)

Well today has been utter shit we moved a load of stuff around the flat there is now 7 full bags of stuff for charity shops dd didnt get out of bed till 3 though was awake when she did and we asked her to get any odd bits that were mine from her her bedroom everything was chucked out lots of huffing puffing when I popped some bras into her drawer I found a open bottle of vodlka we didnt confront thought give a chance to something than dp was outside and saw her taking pics but defo with no top on I went to into overdrive she shouted stormed out wouldnt take my call till I texted her to say about the bottle and if she didnt come home her phone would be blocked dp was cross I was having flashbacks from the time of this sort of stuff from dd1 starlet did come home we tried to talk to her ref the booze etc then we got the door slamming I been hiding in bedroom most of eveing dp been trying to keep my calm so all in all a rough fucking day

hugs stars. teenagers are things from another planet aren't they (I am learning fast and mine has three more months til he is a proper teenager. scream) has anyone written the manual about how to rewire them into humans?

hi MrsShrek, I guess you are the only one awake at the moment. How is it going ?

hello SD are you having a bit of bother sleeping this week? wandered back over to the dark side of nocturnal insanity
so no, you're not the only one awake... and sorry I escaped for a bit Life is a mad mix of children and laundry here. That pretty much sums it up!

DD has turned up in my bed and is now talking nonsense lingo in her sleep loudly. after one sentence of it (the only English word there was "soundly") she grabbed hold of my arm and still has it.

MrsShrek3, sorry I was already asleep when you messaged such a useless nocturnal I am :P You mention insanity and it makes me think if this insanity of mine is connected to the weather somehow :)

hello again

hello MrsShrek3 how are you doing tonight :)

Hello. Still awake?

hi daisydotandgertie welcome to the thread, yes still awake :)