sootikins is still (not) sleeping #6

[MrsShrek3]

seeing as I am awake again
come hither!

little Botty is still spotty (ooh that rhymes) day 14 [rollseyes] now it's.her legs. As mini says, mostly contact stuff.
BTW I am not clever. I used to be, but then I swapped my brain for three kids. I need the psych MSc to get me brave enough to do the bloody doctorate cos I am not brave enough yet. I will probably be old enough to retire when I get it lol...and I obviously hide it well, my kids think I am really really thick

stars has lump-free-mini sent you her lumpiness?

So if you eat mud instead of cheese you're cured, mini (mud sounds minging on your cream crackers ) pmsl

ps mini whats quinoa?

please tell me it is not mud related

Mm seems mini likes to share her lumps lol think quiona I type of grain or pasta I think my degree has helped me my spell check on the laptop can recoingise my words now

I luv yor spling Stars

Lol mini on phone so blaming the phone spell check on the laptop gives me a choice of words before my degree the laptop would just glare at me or raise a eyebrow lol

Quinoa is indeed a grain. Cook it a bit like rice. A bit boring if you don't do stuff to it. I bet Kitty would have a recipe.
I have lost 4 lbs this week. am pleased.
Mrs Botti. I guess you could make a cheese, grit spread, that would be one way of getting it down. I have suspended the earth drink, in case it weighs heavy. Am imagining sand bags piling up in my innards.

Whoop whoop I got something
had a crappy day at work got a right snotty email from someone saying not getting payslip ie my fault sigh so told said person if the address is not correct they have to change it I can only sort to the address thats on the payslip grrrrr

You tell 'em Stars

what? where have your pounds gone?!

ello stars godo to see you hear you hage been mised

wouldn't have stars in any other way
properly laughing at your national grid polyester trouserpants!

would it raise a Margaret Mountford eyebrow? I aspire to be that woman

wow at Mrs hiding her clever

I wrote cleaver by mistake and would've left it

then realised that was really sinister

MULTIPOSTMULTIPOST SPAMBOT CAFE THREAD

TWIIIIRLS

sorry, I have had too many dates

*eaten them not been on them

• dates, as in the fruit. I don't eat my dates otherwise

well

euww

pmsl pmsl

ohhh café... you are funnnnyyyyy

at eating your dates

shhhh don't tell them about the cleaver (I can help you with your dates if it comes to that)

ps
has café had too many

Ewww cafe dates the fruit kind are minging!!!!!! They stick to your teeth and I can see you are all jealous of my re- newable engery money making scheam

dates are metabolised as ethanol

it all makes sense

Oh dear. I have Mega Lump, the itch is driving me maaaadddd. Had different Indian food < stupidly>.

AHEM

you stopped drinking the mud

sorry you've gone lumpy, Mini *fails spectacularly at maintaining 'stern'

lalalaaa