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TigsytheTiger · 07/04/2013 12:28

celebrating half a century of dating chit chat, all welcome ...

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Winefiend · 07/04/2013 21:14

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KinNora · 07/04/2013 21:15

OWW - that's bobbins, what's up with him ?

( no, the painting's not of me, thank god )

KinNora · 07/04/2013 21:16

Wine 'refreshing like a motherfucker' made me snigger

JulietteMontague · 07/04/2013 21:16

Ike we're not talking about the kind of man who would wear those shoes with the toes on a weekend are we? Shock

VelvetSpoon · 07/04/2013 21:17

Western what a shame! what's up with him?

MirandaWest · 07/04/2013 21:17

:( OWW.

Can you escape yet?

ike1 · 07/04/2013 21:17

Oh Kin!! I thought it was the portrait Mr Software did of you?

KinNora · 07/04/2013 21:20

Juliette - is he generally a tool or was this a one off ?

( I think I like the painting but I used to go out with someone who is a professional, award-winning artist and so I suspect I might be overly fussy )

KinNora · 07/04/2013 21:21

'Shoes with toes' - that would be a fucking immediate bale out, right there.

mercury7 · 07/04/2013 21:21

i have 4 pairs of shoes with toes:o

ike1 · 07/04/2013 21:21

Who the bloody hell is it then Kin?

hoplittlebunnyhophophop · 07/04/2013 21:22

Oh nooo, I really wanted OWW's date to be great!

ike1 · 07/04/2013 21:23

But Hop....we all know the chances will be unlikely but we all still live in hope ...

KinNora · 07/04/2013 21:23

Noooooo Ike not me, some bint from his life drawing class. That's not to say that I don't think he's working on a painting of me in the style of one of those pictures Saddam Hussein had in his palace, me in a steel bikini sitting astride a giant eagle or something. Shudder

VelvetSpoon · 07/04/2013 21:24

The shoes with toes are supposed to be v good for running etc though...and I saw photos of Hugh Jackman in them today which means they MUST be ok!

KinNora · 07/04/2013 21:24

But you're not a blerk Mercury

JulietteMontague · 07/04/2013 21:25

He's her next door neighbour, very hospitable, generous and kind but always a tool especially after a drink which makes it anytime.

hoplittlebunnyhophophop · 07/04/2013 21:26

I know, Ike, I just have an annoying tendency to mope!

KinNora · 07/04/2013 21:26

That's ok Velvet - Hugh Jackman does nowt for me. ( he's gutted )

KinNora · 07/04/2013 21:27

Hello Hop - a bit of moping is allowed from time to time.

Pomegranatenoir · 07/04/2013 21:27

oww it must be the week for them. Get back on it!

KinNora · 07/04/2013 21:29

OWW do you need one of us to call you ?

Movingforward123 · 07/04/2013 21:29

wow you chatterboxes 9 pages for today only Grin

western thats a shame Sad

I don't seem to be getting any dates, the guys that message me are usually ugly the ones I message don't always message back. Maybe I am uglyer then I thought....ts a long old process

JulietteMontague · 07/04/2013 21:29

The shoes with toes are de rigeuer around here for the Desperately Keen Dads with their Sunday 3 wheel off road tractor buggies

Mercury it's fine if your are a woman and your name is Mercury Grin

ike1 · 07/04/2013 21:30

Yeah...Hop...I know...I was actually more disappointed that this date didnt work out that when i finished finally with TR. Mainly cos I recognise intelligence and sensitivity when I see it..