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TigsytheTiger · 07/04/2013 12:28

celebrating half a century of dating chit chat, all welcome ...

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KinNora · 07/04/2013 20:28

No idea, SP sometimes I think they're phantom daters, like the Flying Dutchman, destined to roam the dating sites forever, occasionally masturbating into the stiff oncoming breeze.

KinNora · 07/04/2013 20:29

Or married.

ike1 · 07/04/2013 20:34

ahahah Oh Kin ...you sure you wouldnt fancy turning I am looking particularly gorgeous tonight ...no eyebags warra waste!

ike1 · 07/04/2013 20:37

What is the current scores with your paramours Kin? Who exactly are you seeing again?

KinNora · 07/04/2013 20:37

Ike if I ever decide to leap aboard the other bus, you're on, straight after Beyoncé.

ike1 · 07/04/2013 20:38

Look hun....I can match the bootilicious one any day!!

KinNora · 07/04/2013 20:39

I'm seeing Showbiz on Friday night for Sniffing Round Two and not sure when/if I'm seeing Software again but he is is still texting me about my hair ( think it's his 'thing' )

KinNora · 07/04/2013 20:39

Are you in fact ready for this jelly ?

ike1 · 07/04/2013 20:40

Oh, SIGH! I am missing the Herbalists banter...could I force myself??

ike1 · 07/04/2013 20:41

eeeeew Kin ....not if you put it like that....OR it is strawberry flavoured with the texture of angel delight...

ike1 · 07/04/2013 20:41

......then it might slip down a treat!!

ike1 · 07/04/2013 20:43

Do you find Showbiz attractive Kin..?

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KinNora · 07/04/2013 20:44

Don't start the Angel Delight stuff again for god's sake, it bothers Bant.

( I probably would carry on talking to Herby, there aren't many people in life that are so easy to talk to, seems a shame to give that up. Sensible people might say otherwise though )

ike1 · 07/04/2013 20:45

Yes.....when there is nothing else going on Wine...I can at least go back to annoying Bant with my talk about angel delight...

ike1 · 07/04/2013 20:46

...oh but isnt that leading someone on though Kin?

KinNora · 07/04/2013 20:46

Do I find Showbiz attractive ? I would say that the twinkle in his eye and the waft of dirty coming from him, have an effect on me, to look at, no.

KinNora · 07/04/2013 20:48

You could ask him Ike and see if he feels that would be leading him on, I'm all about the direct, me.

ike1 · 07/04/2013 20:48

Mmmm could you imagine showing him off to your mates though?

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KinNora · 07/04/2013 20:49

Sssshhhhhhhh Wine Grin

ike1 · 07/04/2013 20:49

I think I need time to think....he was a mega sweet guy though..just really did nowt for me.

KinNora · 07/04/2013 20:50

Ike Christ, no, they'd think I'd taken leave of my senses

ike1 · 07/04/2013 20:50

it wasnt Butterscotch though it was strawberry...Butterscotch would have been WRONG on soooo many levels...

KinNora · 07/04/2013 20:51

Then you should sleep on it and see how you feel in the morning