Dating Thread 50 .....

[TigsytheTiger]

celebrating half a century of dating chit chat, all welcome ...

Ok ill work on it a bit more over the next few days too expect something in yer box at some point Kin fnar!

By christ I look nutty as a fruit in some!

Apparently if you're using the light reflective concealer, you can get flashback on photos, making things look worse

But you are nutty as a fruit cake ...

Ike. I would but I'm about to board a 7hr flight, sorry. If it can wait till tonight/tomorrow then I'll help. PM me if you want

ok I am in no rush to reveal my true loveliness..dont want to put you off your lunch..

That is what is happening here kin...have to use flash live in a very dark cottage and I dont like what daylight does..

Can you wander around the cottage taking photos in different rooms, seeing what light's best ? Or, rest a big mirror next to the window and take your photo in reflected daylight ?

Yes thats kinda what I am doing ...but it just goes to show how much prep and light professional photos must have...

Taking photos of my feet isnt helping either must be said..

Take enough and you'll find some that you like.

Try doing a 'take me up the allotment, Herby' face and see if that looks alluring.

Up the what?

Ike I'll take a look if you would like to pm me. I'm very familiar with the issue, I prefer 'difficult to capture' rather than 'not photogenic'

Oh god no..ha a roll in the cabbages not what is needed here at the mo ..trying for sultry

Ike I don't know, a strategically placed cabbage or two could work

Ill 'do' Jules Bant and Kin then ..may take a few days to find the right ones though so bear with...

Yeah, I'm going to draw the line at perusing Calendar Girls style photos of fellow posters though

In more boring news the dishwasher spontaneously started working again

Hello all - been lurking for ages but it's hard to keep up!

Sorry to OWW and Ike that the dates weren't 'go-ers'. Like everyone else, I had fingers crossed.

My STB-Ex dropped DSs off yesterday lunchtime... then showed me a picture of his 23 year old girlfriend (I'm 46 next week, he's 38). Any other time and it might have floored me but what he didn't know was that I'd spent the previous night having copious amounts of very hot sex with a very lovely man and just handed the photo back with a smile and a 'you've done alright for yourself' type of comment.

Excellent - go Smoothie and in your face, ex-Mr Smoothie.

Cheers Kin. It couldn't have happened at a more opportune moment! Not that I let on anything at all to ex (although he did clock the flowers I'd been presented with the previous evening)...

Miranda that's not boring about the dishwasher - I'd be distraught if mine packed up!

Excellent Smoothie - have a

It's wonderful when that kind of thing happens, timed to perfection, especially when your ex is going out of his way to show off and you don't have to say anything at all, just letting your disinterest and the bouquet do all the talking.

You give hope to 46 year olds everywhere

Ah stoppit...

I'm just about to get up and twirl my way into the works kitchen for a cuppa.