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TigsytheTiger · 07/04/2013 12:28

celebrating half a century of dating chit chat, all welcome ...

OP posts:
VelvetSpoon · 07/04/2013 21:45

I blame it all on C for wearing Vans. Which I had previously condemned as footwear only suitable for teenagers. But which (due to being a bit smitten with him Blush) I now consider acceptable.

Now I'm liking shoes with toes.

What next, Scholl orthopaedic footware?!!

Grin
KinNora · 07/04/2013 21:45

Make soup ?

Pomegranatenoir · 07/04/2013 21:45

moving yep think I have better luck in real life too. Well i hope so. My friend told me that I command a room when I walk into it - I was completely oblivious to this. Can't think of a single room I have commanded, ever!!!

VelvetSpoon · 07/04/2013 21:46

Shoes with toes.... voila

KinNora · 07/04/2013 21:47

Now you've done it, Velvet, Spud wears Vans -

ike1 · 07/04/2013 21:48

What the 7th circle of hell is THAT!!

Scrazy · 07/04/2013 21:48

Velvet, thanks I wasn't expected those at all, are they for sport?

Have you seen much of C, or when is the next date?

Pomegranatenoir · 07/04/2013 21:48

Oh gosh I don't like them at all.

Sorry if I have offended anyone

ike1 · 07/04/2013 21:51

Wizzard seemed quite keen to get me to watch his future lighting techniques ..I like freaks but no....also there is a podgy 25 year old with a nose ring that is always keen to see me when I usher...but no...wish you were me???

ike1 · 07/04/2013 21:52

I might start wearing shoes with toes ...noone around these parts has a pair...

KinNora · 07/04/2013 21:55

Ike an 80 year old man asked me to 'tickle' his 'bottom' to help him 'get up' , does the podgy 25 year old who fancies you seem better now ?

Flipper924 · 07/04/2013 21:56

Sniff...no one has ever sung Beyonce to me or painted a picture for me....sniff

Scholl do some very nice sandals, Velvet.

Pom, I'm jealous. I've always wanted to be the person that stops a room by walking in. I was once told (some years ago now) that I would never be that person. He was a sad, single, middle aged boss, who took offence at my calling myself the 'company poppet' after he couldn't say what my job title was, but suggested I be a poppet and put the kettle on. I don't put much store in his opinion, and intend to turn heads at least once in my life.

VelvetSpoon · 07/04/2013 21:57

Kin apols...follow up comment re putting my foot in it possibly not appropriate

and Flipper sorry for trying to usurp Hugh! Given that you've made chicken stock (something I have never done, and am far too lazy/crap/disorganised - delete as applicable to ever attempt it) I think you should have him Grin

Scrazy no, nothing going on with C for the last fortnight, hopefully this Friday but it may not be an overnighter (or happen at all) as my Ex is arsing around re when he is/isn't seeing the DSs...but what will be will be etc :)

VelvetSpoon · 07/04/2013 21:58

aagh strikethrough fail

hangs head in shame

ike1 · 07/04/2013 21:58

Hmmmm kin ok...but he did say toodlepip to me last night when I left (vair posh) ...now what ya gotta say? Hmm?

ike1 · 07/04/2013 21:59

Ya know I've got a soft spot for Octos anyhoo...

Snapespeare · 07/04/2013 22:01

Oh. My. Jod.

Told nameless I was feeling a bit freaky out through missing him. He phoned me. Despite swapping bodily fluids, We hadn't spoken on the phone before.

I love him. Argh.

KinNora · 07/04/2013 22:01

Flipper
'The shoe on my feet, I've bought it
The clothes I'm wearing, I've bought it
The rock I'm rockin', I've bought it
'Cause I depend on me' - that any better ?

Snapespeare · 07/04/2013 22:01

[ahem] I don't think you can handle this!

ike1 · 07/04/2013 22:02

Its ok Snape ...alls cool (gritted teeth.....you lucky bastard)

Pomegranatenoir · 07/04/2013 22:04

flip think she was being nice to me. I don't feel like the room commanding type but I am very lively and chatty at work so she might be referring to that!!

Snapespeare · 07/04/2013 22:04

Remember those walls I built?
Well, baby they're tumbling down
And they didn't even put up a fight
They didn't even make a sound
I found a way to let you in
But, I never really had a doubt
Standing in the light of your halo
I got my angel now.

[vom]

Pomegranatenoir · 07/04/2013 22:05

I really want a peanut butter kit Kat

ike1 · 07/04/2013 22:06

what the freak is that Snape? Dont make me quote Mark E Smith at you..

KinNora · 07/04/2013 22:06

Velvet - nah don't worry about it he's a wanky Irish wank face anyway
Ike he's trying to be 'quirky' to impress ya, next thing you know he'll be trying to stick his hand down your bra in the pictures.

Snape loving someone again is both wonderful and terrifying, it's worth it though. ( keep it quiet but - hug )