Why are so many people up at this hour? Thread 2

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This is what happens, jynier

Continue uninterrupted....

oops x posted various times sorry [can't read!] was in a baby store, owned by a friend, I work there sometimes. Usually do the bookkeeping. it's funny, cos I was the lawyer who sorted the purchase out for her, negotiated all the contracts, whisked her to the offices of the other firm in cabs, power suited them into submission...and now I am .. lowly saturday girl

Waves to tube girl sniggers look we have chippdales waiters and a bar on this thread hehehe hope you ok to tubegirl how your lo. Oh the zombies are brill they look how i feel when i had too much beer

Yes it does cafecito a large sword is fab in proceting yourself

'keeps them in virtual jobs to pay for virtual rent'

hmm.. I don't drink much at the moment but when I do... I drink LOTS AND LOTS OF RUM, some red wine, often copious volumes of prosecco. I am a bit good at making cocktails. sometimes guinness

but I don't own a large sword [forlorn acceptance of imminent demise]

some random member of the public also today told me to carry an umbrella for self defence purposes - we think umbrellas would win against zombies?

little one asleep making cute snuffley sounds. Rollerskating waiters? Excellent.

ooh good stuff, bar in here
I'm still sniggering at sleepus interruptus upthread from jynier

tubegirl - Was it the one about poster seeking advice about anal sex. I read some of the comments and then went on to "Center Parcs and anal sex" as recommended by a MNetter. Have never read anything so funny! Apparently, it made MN viral!

yes sleepus interruptus

how are you doing mrsshrek?

the music outside has got better, there's a live band there and they've turned it into some shady salsa club for the night

Jynier hi! No it was something about a self centred rant posted by Glaikfizzog who was a bit upset with her dh over mothers day. A couple of people were quite nasty which then led to massive fight between posters whilst the poor old OP was ignored when she really needed support. Made me sad.

yo cafe
erm me? best not to ask tbh
sounds like you've got free entertainment going on but would you prefer it to have volume control / off switch?

only ignored you by accident

Hey there MrsShrek, how's it going?

Lives in a flat so lm ok if a tsumami hits plus only four flats away from co op so reckon dp could climb over the balcony fences and get in the co op via the roof if not we can break in the loft walls and sneek in that way.

Dont have sword but have a hockey stick which i can bang nails into [ grin]

Plus we watch doomsday preppers thetes a thread about prepping on mse forum.

center parcs and anal sex

tubegirl, nest of vipers at times..... marvellous the majority of the time

mrsshrek - sending you some and a and various other nice things

I used to salsa...but that was many years agoo... when I worked as a tequila girl

Welcome welovegrapes poor dh. My dp been poorly this week too am suprised the loo hasnt gone strike due to poor working conditions

The center parcs and anal sex threads are very, very funny. Bit old (before I discovered MN) but showing the humour of MNetters! Probably doesn't help the poor person who asked for advice today!

Hello welovegrapes. Illness in our house too!
Think will have to google the centre parcs thread.

Passes tubegirl a pack on Tena lady just incase its a very funny thread

cafe - A brolly IS a weapon; mine once save me, years ago, from being attacked! Obviously, you can't ever use it as protection from rain but neither can you be accused of carrying an offensive weapon ... ! Have my walking stick, now. Watch out, yobs and muggers!

Hiya, am suffering from sleep us interruptus too. Had a full on day sooooo tired, came to bed at 8.20. Have been hot flushing so now awake. Thought I would catch up with thread. Only to find salsa party with naked waiters and am trying to equate the words Scotland and bikini being in the same sentence. Blimey cafe you have such rich work experience for one so young, baby store, bookkeeping, lawyering, doc.ing.

Everyone gone to join the salsa part? Pours virtual gin.

Mini dd is 15 hence bikini and scotland goes together < feel old emoction as will be wearing my thermals >

Though your summing up is fab and wonders what a newbie would think reading the thread.

Oh not just naked waiters but ones with roller skates no expense spared

in line skates or retro-styley?

salsa party very loud now, but it's fine, I like it

wasted inordinate amount of time reading online 'memes'. work done - zero. percentage of apartment cleared - zero

sorry for poorly dhs

does it have to be a big long brolly though jynier? I only use the pathetic tiny fold ups

mini, I suppose I have had some intersting jobs. I worked as an elf once