Dating thread 44

[lubeybooby]

Here we go - all dating chat here!

Looks like Mr Rave is keen for a date....another bloody Scorpio...sigh. They are always too much for me Scorps...always trying to control everything...

Unwittingly, Ike, you have just described me to a 'T'.

Never been out with a Scorpio, I always seen to get December men, I always imagine they'd be dead moody and intense.

Yes it wasnt unwitting though Kin...

Yes they are and they seem to love me for some reason...I think they like the challenge because I am a bit detatched and then its all hot n cold. Also sex obsessed. TR was a scorp....the guy on OKC who sends me long messages irratically is a Scorp...one if my best mates who I had a big fall out with...Scorp....friend in col who has a crush on me....Scorp (she's female I dont 'do' females)....sigh, Always stinging me with their little curly tails they are....

My daughters a Scorp....her best mates a Scorp.....

Though the above 2 dont fancy me and are not sex obsessed.....

My first almost boyfriend (we never really went out because he was too young for me but he chased me on and off for 2 years) was a Scorpio. Never attracted one since.

I just end up with moody self-pitying Pisceans, Capricorns who just want to control me, or over sensitive Cancerians.

You've got me bang to rights, Ike. You and your Scorpio attractant ways.

The only male Scorpio I've ever known was the bloke who was best man at my wedding, one of those extraordinarily clever people who has no common sense whatsoever.

What's Cuthbert, Velvet ?

I've never been 'close' to a Scorpio. Mainly Gemini or Aries geezers (I'm Aries).

Just had a lovely hour browsing POF (at one point with my DC pointing and laughing over my shoulder). I feel for the guy looking for a 'nice descent, mature lady'. Oh it's a descent my friend, but not particularly nice...

oh i dunno...i am ahem a 'mature' lady ....and descending on me is ALWAYS nice....

Kin, Cancerian I think. Sure I remember something about his birthday being in July, and he's a v unlikely Leo!

Smoothie, I love the 'with DC pointing and laughing over my shoulder' :)

I'm a Taurean.

Just realised I've only ever been interested in 2 Taurean men, both of whom were allegedly my friends despite clearly (to me and most other people anyway) fancying me and then denying it when asked

Special Aries high five to Smoothie.

Talking of 'descent' I'm sure I must have told you about the message I received from the man who assured me that he liked to play 'poo sticks'.

No, Velvet, from what you've said, Old Cuthy doesn't sound very leonine. I don't think I've even been so much as friends with a cancerian.

LM is a Leo but on the cusp ... My dad was too though I don't think either of them are "typical". Whatever that is!

Ike how are you surviving surrounded by all those scorps with their tricky little tails? Don't they have pincers as well? I saw a horror film about scorpions when I was much younger and it scared the bejesus out of me.

One of my uncles is Cancer. He is quite camp although definitely straight. quite whiny and whingey. Nice bloke otherwise though who will do anything for anyone

My ex was a Taurus and was a nightmare though I put that down to paranoia from past drug use plus possible aspergers type issues, combined, rather than taurean-ness. Though maybe that contributed to him being the type to get stuck in his ways, job and routine and never do anything different... to fear different, even. MAJOR clash point with us, me as the airy and free Gemini, bored easily... more of a risk taker... etc.

I tend to attract the fire signs.

Why am I even talking about this? I do not do astrology woo. [slaps self]

Kin please tell me poo sticks as in the lovely innocent game involving flowing water and a bridge. Pleeeease. I know it ends badly though....

I don't really do astrology either Lubey but occasionally read the stars to check whether disease and pestilence might rain down upon my ex, therefore ensuring a splendid day for me!

I have definitely had too much to have briefly emerged from lurkdom where I belong

Kin no, C isn't Leonine in the slightest.

DS1 is a Leo and has the fiery temper to match his mane!

My lovely Ex was Cancer. Hence the poetry writing and tears. Not whingy but deffo v v sensitive.

I am not woo in the slightest...my astrology thing waxes and wanes, I don't take it terribly seriously only the bits that suit my thinking :)

I assumed he meant Poohsticks, particularly as he liked doing it on woodland walks but one can never be too careful...

Nah, astrology's bollocks, innit, us Arians have a very low threshold for that kind of rubbish.

(I do like the bits that say I'm all tempestuous, loyal and passionate though )

I used to take it all really seriously in my teens, I laugh at my DD now who is just like I was with it. Bless her!

I would like it to hurry up and be the 9th now please.

Ahh, Lubey, is that when you're sexy-timing seeing BC ?

That's when I'm sexy-timing having dinner with Mr S, the scottish 24 yr old.

On my way back on the 12th/13th I'll be stopping over to sexy-time have dinner with BC

I don't think any of my lot have ever mentioned their star signs ( 2 Geminis & a Leo ). I did have a book about sun signs by Linda someone in my late teens early twenties which I liked because it made Ariens sound very sexy and interesting, but then I am extremely shallow

Lubey, if I had a hat on, I'd be taking it off to you right now