What 'signal' do you use to let your oh know you fancy getting jiggly?

[janji]

Girls night in and discussing the subtle or not so subtle ways we all let our ohs know 'we're in the mood.' Must admit, after 19 yrs together mine is a simple 'you fancy a cuddle' (with raised eyebrows). Not exactly seductibpve I know!!

Or flash my boobs at him!

Ours is do you fancy a game of hide the sausage?

You can have a go on me if you like

God, that was a lot of teases. I think I need an early night

PMSL at Zumba and 'let the sausage see the bun' :o

I usually rub my hands together and ask : 'the beast with two backs - any takers?'
Or mention truffles (private joke).

Is your widgy clean is my pulling line. Or put me nightie down when your finished if I'm tired.

Mine is usually; get your cock out mate.

Now I've just seen that written down, it looks awful.

"I fancy a poke" "do you fancy poking me", getting my boobs out Or just sneakily playing with willy while he sleeps guaranteed to do the trick.

Or, I love you ya know.

Get down there and sort me out.

"Sex now, please"

Dp starts with neck kissing or massage though.

i feel sick at these responses

"Shall we put the dog out?"

That just gave me such giggles!

We are very much of the "Are we doing it then, or what?" school of seduction, I think after several years and kids together you go past the slow seduction methods and cut to the chase. Probably because if we did it the pre-kids way, we would both be asleep before I had my bra off :o

Why selba?!

'wana fuck?'

(god that sounds crude lol)

I usually ask him to have a Canadian shower before he comes to bed, or I tell him I've just had one... Usually does the trick, and it's become our running joke of a jiggy-signal.

Semaphore

Or smoke signals

What is a Canadian shower and should DH have one?!

I don't have a phrase - just start snogging him and see where it leads!

When we first started going out we had a convo about how tabloids always use the rather coy/hilarious word 'romp' when describing sexual shenanigans; '3-in-a-bed romp' 'Tory politician caught with pants down, romping with the chambermaid', that sort of thing. No-one else ever uses the word, 'scept the red tops. And ever after, it become 'our phrase' so to speak.

So now we just say 'wanna romp?' and it cuts to the chase.

"have you got any energy?"

we've got a 15 month old

Wanna fuck? does it for me too.

"Fancy an early night?" this usually coincides with DH pouring me another glass of wine.

Hehe I am taking notes! :-D