What 'signal' do you use to let your oh know you fancy getting jiggly?

[janji]

Girls night in and discussing the subtle or not so subtle ways we all let our ohs know 'we're in the mood.' Must admit, after 19 yrs together mine is a simple 'you fancy a cuddle' (with raised eyebrows). Not exactly seductibpve I know!!

lol you lot are hilarious

d'ya wanna put your cock in my mouth?

of so, when are you gonna fuck me hard then?

silly overt things really

or just a bit of groping and away..

Are you up for some activity?

Also curious to know what a Canadian shower is.

ThreeBee We, too, go for "How tired are you?"

Is a Canadian shower like a "gentleman's wash"?

I ask if he wants 'le nookie", or just get into bed with no clothes on.

"Do you fancy some sex then?"

"Oof. Not really. Do you? I suppose we should"

"Nah not really. But I suppose we should"

Or sometimes DH will motion toward his crotch and say "brace yourself love, I've an extra eighth inch for you today I reckon"

Drives me wild.

This is so funny. I bet netmummers ask their DH's if they'd like fluffy wuffy special cuddlekins. MNers are more a "fancy a shag" variety of woman.

And they say we Brits are repressed

Is a canadian shower the male version of a whores bath? So Pits, privates, and a quick gargle with the mouthwash

"I suppose we should"

That is very familiar! :o

Er "Can we have sex tonight?" or sausage jokes while making dinner or just inappropriate grabbing really.

We are way past any semblance of romance here.

Haha "Are you tired?"

That one is very familiar with a 1yo and a 3yo in the house.

Or (radical idea) "Shall we put the children in their own beds tonight?"

Anyone else had a baby that seemed to know when you were about to get down to it in the odd moment when you werent paralysed with tiredness and the baby was asleep?!

All of the DC did it, but DC6 is the worst, I rather suspect she is making sure that she will always be the baby of the family :o

I am going to google Canadian Shower!!
I can tell my DH is in the mood because he sits next to me & puts his phone away!

Googling was slightly disappointing Midwife!

m.urbandictionary.com/#define?term=canadian shower

Oh well, hopefully someone will say something to cheer you up again Bogeyface!

Are you up for a fuck? Pretty much covers it here. Said in a loving way, obviously

Ill let you know on Sunday

"should we go upstairs?"

"I feel a bit..." and I put coy face

if he is naked after a shower I stare at his Willy until it goes hard, just by staring, is like magic!! and he knows. if I dont feel like I MAKE SURE not to look

He is fqr less subtle, but tells me sexy things unfortunatelly it doesnt work

Either a grab at his crotch once in bed

Or
Me: do you fancy an early night?
DH: Hmph, what's the point, you'll fall asleep whatever time we go up.

Sex about as frequent as a full moon.

If it's a morning activity I uses me bes' Wes' Cunnry accen' an' I sez 'Do ee want the use of my body afore I puts me corsets on?'

Which of these do you think are going to be featured in talk roundup?

Apparently Clint. Eastwood says "honey have you flossed". Don't ask me how I know.

Yy I heard that! There was outrage at the time but actually compared to most here, that is very romantic!