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Here we go again. Dating thread 42

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VoiceofUnreason · 16/02/2013 16:42

Evening all. As you were.

OP posts:
mercury7 · 18/02/2013 22:59

wanking videoConfused
jeeze, some men must be so utterly mesmerized by their onanistic endeavors

JulietteMontague · 18/02/2013 22:59

Mercury yep, I set up a profile with a photo of the sister of his favourite actress crush.

I don't know if women would go for it so easily, maybe if someone approached them they could be flattered and fall for it.

ike1 · 18/02/2013 23:00

No Jule ...but when I lean over the stable door to retrieve a parcel from his grasp..some other puppies might (flop) 'bounce' into view...

mercury7 · 18/02/2013 23:02

a woman honey trapper (trappist??) is likely to know just what the man will go for...men seem to have less idea of what women find attractive..as evidenced by all the cock pics & wanking video's:o

JulietteMontague · 18/02/2013 23:05

Interesting statistics. 69% of men have tried to suck their own cock, but only 17% could do it. So it seems there are no lengths some men won't go to in cock worship.

JulietteMontague · 18/02/2013 23:05

Ike how short is your postie Grin

ike1 · 18/02/2013 23:06

Yeah 'no lengths' being the operative word there Jule...

ike1 · 18/02/2013 23:07

Puppy height Jule....lol

ike1 · 18/02/2013 23:09

Oh god I am becoming Mr lol hun man

JulietteMontague · 18/02/2013 23:13

ROTFLMFAO (I have never actually written that before)

ike1 · 18/02/2013 23:15

Wow that's impressive Jule....what does it mean tho? Should I bother messaging the 5'6" biker I ask myself....am i being heightist? I am 5'6" btw

mercury7 · 18/02/2013 23:16

if I had one I'd probably try to....but i wouldnt send out pictures thats for sure :o

ike1 · 18/02/2013 23:18

shall I eat more brie and what with? These are the things that are bothering my mind at the moment

ike1 · 18/02/2013 23:19

Oh yeah of course! Soreen!

JulietteMontague · 18/02/2013 23:21

Grapes? caramelised onion chutney?

Yes, message him it's not the height it's the hands remember Smile

mercury7 · 18/02/2013 23:22

try oatcakes..they're good with goats cheese:)

ike1 · 18/02/2013 23:25

Had it with mango chutney earlier.I can reveal its a jolly good combo with soreen! I know I'll request a hand pic with measurement...thanks Jule.

ike1 · 18/02/2013 23:27

Merc you know my obsession with tartex and oatcakes...out of them tho. I can reveal Soreen is on offer in the COOP at the mo!

mercury7 · 18/02/2013 23:30

never had em with tartex, I like em with peanut butter

ike1 · 18/02/2013 23:33

Thats good stuff merc especially for a fitness freak.

Flipper924 · 18/02/2013 23:36

Indeed, Ike! 50p!

I've (thankfully) never had a cock pic.

Aww, Poppy, glad things are going well with Sugar Daddy.

ike1 · 18/02/2013 23:37

You could survive WW3 with a block of Soreen

mercury7 · 19/02/2013 00:41

I'm a freak alright:o

Angeletta · 19/02/2013 00:50

Clever honey trap Juliette! I like your style.

mercury7 · 19/02/2013 01:15

lots of women must be tempted to do this...in the old days you had to shell out for a private detective to follow him and set him up.

I have been tempted, when in a casual relationship, but I thought, no, that way madness lies Confused
(obviously it'd be different if it was someone with whom you were officially coupled)