Welcome to The Dating Thread. Number 40.

[JulietteMontague]

The next chapter...

Well Bill you are just feeding your own ego then....and I fear Watch might be too...

Now Kin dont go easy on him ...he's already got a bird...

I like to judge from my poition on the sofa its a very comfy, well plumped place to do it from (sigh, leans back, snuggles arse into feather cushion)

Whispers

ffs ...piSition

POSITION

Soz Ike, I was just trying to be understanding.

Bill this is what will happen if you embrace Moongirl

Kissme

ego's are very hungry (I find) it can be hard not to feed them.

Any tips to deal with that urge to text somone when you know it's best to just play it cool & leave the ball in their court

I was doing ok and then it comes over me like a wave

Juliette

In the lobby of my hotel for the last couple of weeks has been the Hungarian version of 'fishing weekly', where every week there was a cover shot of a svelte blonde holding a huge fish. And sometimes kissing it. I was going to post it on my profile but people in the hotel were giving me funny looks

Bill, mercuys post had it on the nose.

Send a noncommittal 'oh? Cool' response to moon girl. Then leave if. For weeks If needed. She will get wound up by that andover heaven and earth to get you to notice her again. Or, she won't. And there is your answer as to whether she's interested

I still think geek rules tho

And move heaven and earth *

Juliette, that photo was vair funny.

Geeks are hot - tsssssssssss

48 take the pills if you need them, soldiering on won't work if you don't have the reserves and your must be depleted already. Regardless in a few hours you'll be next to a good man

Bant I now have visions of an entirely new genre of kink, known only to a few aficionados. When do you move into your flat?

Bill I'm going to get all on your arse. Geek girl sounds cool and lovely. Moongirl has never done anything good for you, don't mistake her toying with you for passion.

I am working on my mojo.

Just started sex texting Mr R&R.

'What time are you planning on getting here? I want your cock'

Its working

Bill Moongirl is worse than Mr FU. At least with him there was good sex.

Crikey I go for a little power nap (cos I am old) and smut's a flyin' lovin' that pic Jules...

Ah Jule I forgot you and Bant are the founding members of H Club....course you will like a bit of slippery fish sex...

'What time are you planning on getting here? I want your cock'

Good God, woman, whatever happened to the long, lingering foreplay sessions, the re-enactment of the fridge scene from 9 1/2 weeks with Kim Basinger and Mickey Rourke, the seductive sharing of a bottle of bubbles (no champagne flutes required ), the massed ranks of scented candles in the boudoir and Jefferson Starship's 'Miracles' floating on the air ?????

I realise I am very, very old.

Married Man tho aren't you flo....gotta keep the ol romance goin...is that what you have planned for VDay for Mrs P???

I've done the leaving it for weeks. She always gets back in touch and starts it all up again. I know I should just not fall for it. Ok you're all spot on and geek girl, whilst its pretty slow paced, is lovely and doesn't need me flirting with my ongoing "thing" in the background. Even if I know it'll never even progress to a drink again. I'll stop.

Good man....stop feedin both your egos ....

...cos your only doin the feeding with emotional junk food

Applauds bill

Flo Hearts and flowers just aint me

Good call Bill Chasing the unavailable, means you aren't focused on the available. The very cool Geeky girl.