Welcome to The Dating Thread. Number 40.

[JulietteMontague]

The next chapter...

It's nearly time for Snape to go and have tea and Viennese whirls isn't it?

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Anyone heard any good jokes about the pope resigning yet? There have got to be some, surely.

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I'll check in later, cant comment on today as it would frankly be a buzz-kill. I have lemons and a bunch of daffs and just bought shapewear in the stations m&s, missing my train while struggling into lycra-from-hell in the station toilets. it cant rain piss forever.

I like cherry things :)

I'm not sure I have anything to add to what has been going on earlier today but that may be because I am an unconfrontational type who can worry too much about what others yhink of me.

oww I hope you have a lovely evening :)

I was chatting to someone the other day on pof we had exchanged photos, all good then he asked me for more detail on likes/dislikes after which there was NOTHING, fair dos I thought we don't all agree. That was Friday or Saturday but his name has popped up as being online every time I've logged on over the weekend. Today however, he has mailed me as if he thinks we've never spoken before... the perils of OD eh?

I wish I did know a pope gag - there's a gap in my life.

Go Snape !

Pink, yayyyyyy ! How was it ?

Well! The date I had arranged for last weekend that bailed on me at the last minute got in contact on Saturday night to apologise for bailing on me and asked if I would consider letting him take me out the next day. Since we'd got on so well up until the cancellation I decided to go for it- I'm glad I did! We got on like a house on fire, I laughed the whole time and I may have kissed him a little bit .

We have a second date planned for next weekend

I'm that celibate, I was thinking of applying for the pope-job. do you need any other qualifications?

peanuts! that's good!

Yes, Snape, you need to be a big stinky misogynist who likes ridiculous headgear.

I thought the thread was missing a little controversy.

I may be getting things mixed up, but I believe being able to fly is involved too. Either with an umbrella or a broomstick. Not sure. I may be wrong about that though.

Pope Benedict had to resign after being caught fucking an adult female.

Blame Frankie Boyle for that one.

< phones Mum to tell her Voice's joke. Gets disinherited >

Or indeed, Nicholas's joke. I blame the grief.

I love that darkened room. Fell asleep for a while.

Pope resigned eh? Good. Not as good as if he had come out though, or decided to tour south africa handing out free condoms. Or both.

Apparently he's going to go live in seclusion in a nunnery. Seriously. Will he get to wear a wimple?

That's like a PUNISHMENT, you met many nuns ?

I have.

I do think the Catholic Church could do with appointing someone who at least has a touch of showbiz or is at least slightly well known to begin with. And I often hear people saying "why can't Dr Who be female?" and then nominate someone like Joanna Lumley.

Can I therefore combine these two thoughts and suggest Sister Wendy Beckett?

Pope joke tweets here

Well I had a lovely weekend with Mr Cheeky .. For an almost 42 year old he can fairly go 4 times before dinner again after dinner till 2am and then from 7:30 till 11 (with a wee hour long nap in the middle)

Best sex of my life

Go Kirsty!

Blimey, well done Mr Cheeky and Kirsty.

Too late for snape Shagging is great for flu. Sweats it out a treat

OWW Have a great time.

Go PP

Kirsty Age has nowt to do with it

kirsty
I misread that at first as 'an hour long wee in the middle' and thought even for this thread that was a bit TMI :)