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Dating chat thread still going! Number 39

999 replies

lubeybooby · 02/02/2013 12:26

Here we are all

Dating related chit chat here

OP posts:
VelvetSpoon · 02/02/2013 22:06

I know I'm overthinking it all. But even my lovely Ex, completely lovely as he was, and who never lost his temper over anything, was the one who left his job...

But that's the past, and different is good :)

moving on...

Eddie Izzard does nothing for me, likewise Jonathan Ross.

Jarvis doesn't do much for me either, but I love his music and he is super cool.

I never saw the attraction to RB til I saw Get Him to the Greek, from which point I was utterly converted Grin

Scrazy · 02/02/2013 22:07

Crazy, brilliant creatures.

watchoutforthatsnail · 02/02/2013 22:08

And wossy, with his muskateer look.

Tonights date that didnt reply. Has just text.

Ywk wants me to live with him. ( wtf!!!)

And goat boy has just sent me a naked torso ( pierced nipples and hairy chest)

Scrazy · 02/02/2013 22:10

Watch, you are on a roll, girl.

watchoutforthatsnail · 02/02/2013 22:10

Velvet. You are not allowed rb. He is mine. I lay claim to the under 38 year old scruffs :)

watchoutforthatsnail · 02/02/2013 22:11

Scrazy. No,im not.
I just want one, one decent, nice one.
Not 3 muppets

Snapespeare · 02/02/2013 22:12

Hang on.... Jarvis?

This might be THE BEST JONATHAN ROSS EVAR!

Watch. He's a twatty huge twat.

Scrazy · 02/02/2013 22:14

Watch, I know you do Smile. But it's nice ego boost and to remind you that you are fabulous and in demand.

JulietteMontague · 02/02/2013 22:14

Eddie is mine btw

watchoutforthatsnail · 02/02/2013 22:14

Which one snape, which one?

JulietteMontague · 02/02/2013 22:16

Fucking hell. He is 51. See, SEE? THIS is what I expect want

VelvetSpoon · 02/02/2013 22:18

hahaha at which one!

Watch, ok I give in, you can have RB, so long as he can sing to me a bit (its the singing that swung it for me!)

Grin
watchoutforthatsnail · 02/02/2013 22:20

In demand by dickheads.

Deep joy.

!!!!!

Ywk is apparently now single. Er, rebound boy can bounce right on by.

Tonights date, igloo builder, we shall see.

goat boy. Hot as fuck. Funny. Not boyfriend material .did i tell you what he was wearing yesterday? Red. RED skinnyjeans. Mother fucking cow boy boots.studded belts. Black band t shirt. Leather cuffs. Eyeliner. I nearly died. He was like some kind of,,i dont know. Who dresses like that. Hot. I do realise i need help.

watchoutforthatsnail · 02/02/2013 22:21

He can sing to you velv. I dont want him for his singing :)

Scrazy · 02/02/2013 22:25

Blind dates are interesting aren't they. I am very much tuned into body language and it really tells. Today's date was looking out of the window instead of looking at me. We were in a great bar where watching the world go by is prevalent. I turned my chair towards him as I wanted to chat etc, he wasn't hideous and was talking interesting stuff.

Later on he stopped looking out of the window and focused his eyes on me as we had a lot in common. But still didn't ask me much about myself which makes me think he wasn't interested.

It's good to fine tune your instincts isn't it?

I cannot remember a date where I have physically and mentally checked out before it was over. I might be optimistic and hope that by keep looking at them they might say something interesting. Grin

Scrazy · 02/02/2013 22:26

Fuck, Watch, see I would have bolted with him in that get up.

There is me going all philosophical but crossed posted.

Snapespeare · 02/02/2013 22:28

watch. I refuse to differentiate. Wink. Twatty mctwatface.

watchoutforthatsnail · 02/02/2013 22:28

Scrazy, sounds good.

But. Being intetested doesnt mean they are interested in long term. It might just mean they want to shag you. A la goaty.

JulietteMontague · 02/02/2013 22:32

and Dolph Lundgren. Another hot man my age, they do exist he looks like my Italian ex.

watchoutforthatsnail · 02/02/2013 22:32

Scrazy, no. I love it.
:)

He was like russel brand. But in red jeans.
It does funny things to me.

It would be far easier to not fancy silly boys like that < remembers very attractive bmx rider and snowboarding,guitarist mr epic sex>not best relationship material

Scrazy · 02/02/2013 22:34

Oh I know that. Still I like body language, think I might study it further.

Snapespeare · 02/02/2013 22:34

Ok. Russell looks hot.

Snapespeare · 02/02/2013 22:35

Pity he's got a whiny girl voice... (!)

watchoutforthatsnail · 02/02/2013 22:35

Yes. Yes he does.

I luffs him

Scrazy · 02/02/2013 22:35

I have visions of RB in red jeans now, damn!