Dating chat thread still going! Number 39

[lubeybooby]

Here we are all

Dating related chit chat here

It's ok winefiened, you can say cock freely here. cock cock cockety cock knob penis wanger. I just made myself laugh sad cow

Perhaps we could develop an 'Oreos Scale' to assess potential mates - ' he's alright but give me the choice of 3 Oreos or shagging him, I'd go for the Oreos'

Incidentally, Mr Software - eighth of an Oreo.

He?s there. Rrrrrr.

I have been judicious in not uploading my entire selection of wank fodder

I'll take him down in the morning

Genius, Nora.

Snape oooh yes. Very very yes! Yessest of yesses.

You would, wouldn't you lubes?

Corrrr Snape. ( are you going to insist on the hat ? )

A fez would be a welcome distraction (doctor who geek)

He's all....twinkly. I could look at him for evah

Oreos are brain food. Fact.*

Don't be so sure about being too old, Velvet, look at me....

Pic, Snape, pic pic pic!

*This may not be true.

Whoops, you'd all galloped on a page.

Very nice, Snape. I can see the twinkle.

Snape, definitely yes.

I'm sure that if you broached it carefully, he would be able to carry off a fez, although it might need to be hair clipped into place during the act of luuuuuurvvve.

And look everyone - the Oreo Scale must be pre-destined ! (Admittedly not the right colour)

Winefield, I married a man who wouldn't do cunnilingus, 17 years of none whatsoever.

17 years of no oral?

Yep. Yes indeedy. One of the very,very many reasons why I should have kicked him into touch sooner.

And surely this means that the OD gods have to find me a sex maniac.

Aaah Snape he is very twinkly :)

Nora...17 years! Yikes. I admit I feel a bit awkward about it initially (Cuthbert asked if he could on Fri - he's v polite like that! and I said no ) but declining is one thing, it never being an option is quite another...

For information and research purposes only of course, here is TT (for a limited time) drool

Shoulders!!!!!!

Oh my!!!!!

17 years no oral. oh my god. I just couldn't. total dealbreaker [shallow]

I'm being grilled . About my future plans . I've had a drink, it may not end well

He is even better in the floppy haired slightly bearded kutcher-esque flesh [nods]

17 years! That isn't shallow, that's like breathing

Mm, muscles....

And you find these on dating sites? I don't believe you. There's none like that round my way.