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he won't take his blue tooth off even when we have sex

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zoom · 19/04/2006 22:48

I am sick of Dh. He has a blue tooth attached to his ear at all times and he also leaves his socks on. I am changing my name because of the shame of it.Help me girls what am i to do?

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Tortington · 19/04/2006 23:19

pmsl qv

desperateSCOUSEwife · 19/04/2006 23:20

ladysherlock he isnt david beckham is he
what with the manicured toenails and all that

VeniVidiVickiQV · 19/04/2006 23:21

\link{http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0UQDyAu8ZsT2IW3RAv05cBlXakoDFZ8mo56VE7ZmvJ7zOeI1u4t7pLSNQzK*ZjF8xPbsTKhYo7MiKaibY12o881s89uAipqmiRBv6XLgcrTeE5iOk6aLQsES4A9vvxsV9/sox1.JPG?dc=4675538080394182505\make sure you practise safe sex}

Tortington · 19/04/2006 23:21

\link{http://www.hatzsbox.org/dam_bluetooth.jpg\on answering call from MIL}

desperateSCOUSEwife · 19/04/2006 23:22

pmsl vvv

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zoom · 19/04/2006 23:23

he is wild in bed you know \link{http://www.onlanka.com/fun/images/bluetooth.jpg\it's true}

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desperateSCOUSEwife · 19/04/2006 23:24

ffs zoom stop it

Tortington · 19/04/2006 23:25

\link{http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=www.slashphone.com/news/uploads/1141/ax_3.jpg&imgrefurl=www.slashphone.com/news/%3Fm%3Dshow%26opt%3Dprintable%26id%3D1141&h=640&w=480&sz=30&tbnid=L2y6KpMYc7524M:&tbnh=135&tbnw=101&hl=en&start=9&prev=/images%3Fq%3Ddog%2Bwith%2Bbluetooth%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DX\lordy i dont know where these go but i'm willing to try}

desperateSCOUSEwife · 19/04/2006 23:26

they look like mooncups with handles custy
pmsl

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zoom · 19/04/2006 23:26

oouch

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Tortington · 19/04/2006 23:27

jesus it might lead to \link{http://www.refindia.net/rindia/cartoons/images/bluetooth_0405_b.jpg\this!}

LadySherlockofLGJ · 19/04/2006 23:29

Custy

Cordless baby lmao

Clary · 19/04/2006 23:30

DH says is he actually chatting on the phone during the act?

If not then it's OK apparently.....

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zoom · 19/04/2006 23:31

sometimes he says he is waiting for a call from a mate.Once he listened to the speaking clock.Is he trying to tell me something.

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Tortington · 19/04/2006 23:32

next kid will look like \link{http://www.kitt.net/blog/dad/hello/600436/1024/Image005-2005.06.12-04.36.52.jpg\this}

VeniVidiVickiQV · 19/04/2006 23:35

\link{http://www.tenthplanet.co.uk/40years/40th%20photos/large/cyberbaby.jpg\no tthis custy pmsl}

Tortington · 19/04/2006 23:35

pmsl!!!!!!!!!!!

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zoom · 19/04/2006 23:37

He thinks he can hide it under his mullet.It is just too big

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zoom · 19/04/2006 23:38

He has just come back down stairs again

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zoom · 19/04/2006 23:41

Here goes.I am off to do what is to be done.With my man from the 80's.The things i do

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fransmom · 20/04/2006 13:51

rofl lol
hope you okay todau zoom (((hugs)))

fransmom · 20/04/2006 13:51

rofl lol
hope you okay today zoom (((hugs)))

expatinscotland · 20/04/2006 13:55

does he make pirate noises?

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