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he won't take his blue tooth off even when we have sex

73 replies

zoom · 19/04/2006 22:48

I am sick of Dh. He has a blue tooth attached to his ear at all times and he also leaves his socks on. I am changing my name because of the shame of it.Help me girls what am i to do?

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fransmom · 19/04/2006 23:04

zoom you aren't a wet fish, he is showing a lack of even the most basic respect. ban all privileges unless he complies Grin have you said how it upsets you? if yes, how did he reply? (((hugs)))

FrumpyGrumpy · 19/04/2006 23:04

lose the blue tooth, lose the good sex?

LadySherlockofLGJ · 19/04/2006 23:05

In a word ..................

Yes

Original poster
zoom · 19/04/2006 23:05

Godness me.He has just walked past me in his thong and socks and you guessed it his blue tooth.He said "are you coming up darling" Shock.How on earth do I tell him without hurting his feelings

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Tortington · 19/04/2006 23:06

i would ask him to fuck me up the arse that way i can read hello by torch light

fairyfly · 19/04/2006 23:06

In his thong? It gets worse.

fransmom · 19/04/2006 23:06

tell him!!!!!!!!!!! i'm sorry sweetie but is he considering your feelings?

LadySherlockofLGJ · 19/04/2006 23:06

Custardo lmao

desperateSCOUSEwife · 19/04/2006 23:06

dont do it zoom
you deserve better than that
hugs babe
xxx

Sparklemagic · 19/04/2006 23:07

don't have sex with him until he takes it off?!

Rip it off in the throes of "Passion"?

LadySherlockofLGJ · 19/04/2006 23:07

Oops unfortunate terminology there.

secur · 19/04/2006 23:08

lol, any bloke no matter how sexy in a thong and socks and bluetooth when ready for bed needs slapping with a large side of haddock Grin tell him it is not the 80's anymore and no-one is impressed Grin

Original poster
zoom · 19/04/2006 23:08

l.o.l

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VeniVidiVickiQV · 19/04/2006 23:08

PMSL at Custy and LGJ Grin

fransmom · 19/04/2006 23:09

haddock is a good idea, though smoked kippers smell worse and might get his attention quicker Grin

LadySherlockofLGJ · 19/04/2006 23:10

\link{http://www.turbopublish.com/images/5/35-whitetubesocks.jpg\ I imagine his nether regions look like this.}Grin

JoolsToo · 19/04/2006 23:12

that's your dh's foot isn't it sherlock? Grin

Tortington · 19/04/2006 23:14

i would put mine in and phone his mother whilst hes going at it.

then transfer the call just as he is about to shoot his load

Original poster
zoom · 19/04/2006 23:14

my father in law is a foot model in his spare time Shock

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VeniVidiVickiQV · 19/04/2006 23:15

\link{http://www.linux-user.de/ausgabe/2003/05/071-bluetooth/dongle.jpg\sex toy for your DH}

desperateSCOUSEwife · 19/04/2006 23:16

is that a charger vvvv

Original poster
zoom · 19/04/2006 23:17

thats gotta hurt

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VeniVidiVickiQV · 19/04/2006 23:18

\link{http://www.guicide.com/photos/2001-02-15-handsfree.jpg\at the risk of revealing your dh's identity....}

Tortington · 19/04/2006 23:18

look at it this way zoom, its a step up from the pirate noises he used to make and that time he asked you to moo like a cow

LadySherlockofLGJ · 19/04/2006 23:19

Jools Shock

How dare you,Shock \link{http://images.snapfish.com/3454467523232%7Ffp7%3Enu%3D3239%3E672%3E6%3B8%3EWSNRCG%3D3232%3C::%3B33525nu0mrj\My DH's feet}