Ginny pigs prove the options are of limited quality - Dating thread 28

[lubeybooby]

New one - chit chat all dating stuff here.

Off you go! :o

Never had a cock shot, jealous of a cock video! Don't know how I avoided it in my area to be honest, where I live they're just as likely to get it out in the street for you, not a place to live if you're sensitive

sponge thank you, had been wondering for some time.

Happily the site I use doesn't provide for photos in messages.

Sounds good Bant. We're off for a frankie and bennys tomorrow- classy, I know . But at least I'll get a good cheeseburger out of it.

you wanna join the site I'm on anto it's like an overstocked butcher shop

Florentine would I get bonus points for a food/sex double whammy if I uttered the immortal phrase about the sausage seeing the roll?

oops! sorry, that should've been addressed to Breakout

OWW here's your openers, all questions I heard daily for years

What did you have for lunch/dinner
What are you having for lunch/dinner
What's that you got there
Got any chilli sauce
What's the chill sauce like
Subway's got an offer on
I've got a coupon for Wetherspoons/All Bar One/Guinness
I've photocopied the coupon for Wetherspoons/All bar One/Guiness

Repeat

OWW, something along these lines for foreplay ?

Okay so purely in the interests of research, everyone going on a date or chatting online this week has to ask at least one of Juliette's questions and see where it takes them. Prize of (you guessed it - got them on my brain now) a lovely hot sausage roll for the best answer.

I work in a very blokey office in a place with over ten cafes, bars, gregfs etc on site and no one talks about food. Alcohol, yes, food, no.

Western - do I have to play seeing as I've already had this conversation and I'm not a fan of um....sausage rolls?

mr enthusiastic is now begging me (his yummy princess) to phone him.

another bloke e-mailed me a face pic, in the mail he said ' I've had a rough deal lately through no fault of my own, '
I enquired and he told me 'my tough times extend from the breakdown of my marriage....found out my wife had been having a lesbian affair with a workmate'

Over-sharing or what
so let me get this right mister...you turned your wife gay and you want me to be your sex therapist..
I mean I feel sorry for the guy but he's not a good prospect for lighthearted fun

Can I just say? Ah fuck - ah fuckety fuck! what did I get meself into?

mercury you sure it's not just an opening for you to ask about the lesbian relationship?

pix what's up?

we don't know, pixie, what did you get yourself into?

sorry, misread - pixwix not pixie

grooming me for a threesome kinda thing...hmm, dont think I really want to find out

I already say (and do) all the wrong things on dates, believe me I don't need anymore help to get it wrong. Although I am not looking for a LTR just yet, so my faux pas' doesn't seem to have affected my popularity yet...

Although Action Man, has gotten under my skin a little. I am in a tizz about what to wear. Jeans and a top? A dress with boots?

(Ok, thank you for reasurring me, I won't lurk, just develop a shouty/whiny voice, so you can't ignore me )

Where are you going for your date wff?

where's the date WFF? far be it for me to advise what to wear, as I generally don't notice unless the woman is wearing sack cloth. I think it's whatever makes you feel confident

De-lurking again to say how much I love this thread ,I pop in constantlytwice a day to catch up .Only been OD a few weeks and ,after the initial excitement/anxieties ,am going on 2nd date with man from GS this Saturday.

OKC has only ever produced endless ,tedious message,or chancers after sex-chat.Could be my area (sw) or age (44) !

Without this thread,I would have been spinning with anxiety over the whole uncertainty and hit and miss stuff,but it is massively reassuring and encouraging to find my experiences are "normal" based on everyone else's accounts!

Thanks everyone...I will try to post more and not lurk so much even if -you ignore me

Hey OWW, How are you?

Just for coffee (small c ) Nice cake shop mid way between our homes, about 20mins each.

A little overexcited, let's hope there is chemistry.

OWW I did use the immortal "let the sausage see the roll" line in a counselling class this week when tasked with listing a complete set of terms for sexual intercourse. It gained me many a and but no-one thinks I'm a stereotypically naice, posh, old lady from Surrey anymore.

I think I'm pleased ...

WFF for daytime coffee, I think jeans, or dress and boots equally acceptable, I'd wear whichever you feel more comfortable/relaxed in :)

Well wff I am knackered and was supposed to have an early night in anticipation of shenanigans tomorrow, but somehow got sidetracked by this time-stealing thread again!

Daytime date, well I'd probably do jeans and a nice top or a casual tunic type dress, nothing fancy. See you're doing well, food already on the agenda and c/Coffee! Hope it all goes well, a bit of anticipation is a very good thing. It's when you feel flat/cba that it's a problem.

WFF Casual dress, and boots?

In as far as messages about dinner, I was going with b) men think about food alot, I get a running commentary from my BF about what's on the menu where he works! .

Should I be disappointed that in 3 years on POF, I never received a cockshot?