I put this on my fb status the other day, because sometimes I just have to share this stuff. You couldnt make it up!
I bought a car seat for DS2 the other day, and it arrived in a massive box.
When DH got home from work, he started doing this gurning thing he does when something is on his mind. (he does that, or breathes really heavily - breathing heavily means I've upset him, gurning just means something is bothering him)
I asked him why he was pulling faces. No I'm not telling you cos it'll just confirm you think I'm wierd, he says. Yes probably, I say, but tell me anyway. I doubt I'll be surprised.
I was worrying that it has no air holes he said. Go on - I prompt.
And then it all comes out. The short version being that he thought I bought him a midget as a present. (I know thats not pc, but with DH being pc is the least of our problems)
His first instinct/thought was that
a) I bought him a midget to do the housework and
b) it wouldnt be able to breathe.
I said to him I think you just described an oopmaloompa to me. He thought about that. Yes, he said, I think thats what I thought it might be. Just not orange.
So go on, give me some odd partner behaviour. Not just annoying behaviour - but really bizarre things!
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So you think your DH is odd? Mine thinks I bought him an oompaloompa...
lynniep · 09/11/2012 15:29
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