Red shoes, charming lesbians and pirates with taste...Dating Thread 24

[ChaoticismyLife]

It's the best I could come up with

As you were...

new girl: my hat is such a tart.
new girl: your new hat looks way better.

i am going to KILL her.

Snake white Stetson wins hands down

Oops, snape! me thinks new girl is tart

I'm going to kill her too snape, step aside

Deep breath snape .. You do not need to compete with her .. You are fab and she is an ex!!

Ignore her xx

Hey everyone! I hope all is well!

I am feeling much happier right now as I has sex with mr workaholic! And I know you all think he is terrible but it's just what I need right now, sex, cuddles and to feel something, which I do with him!

Anyway just wondering how many times per night you all want sex? Tonight I feel happy enough. But I could have had it about 4/5 times if he could. And sometimes I get completely frantic if it's not at least 3 times! But many women I have spoke to in RL have said they are happy with sex once maximum twice per night!

Snape that was defo a sign re Xmas tree and I reckon was prob karma working in your favour. Now, as to this upstart, can we post on the Stetson pic? Something like Omg is that The Stetson? Sooo fucking cool! Etc etc. Feel free to enlist us in your warfare
Oh and if PM's pants are not hanging off your lightshade on presentation of Notebook I will personally construct a Facebook page slagging him and that amoeba-faced trollop right off.
Mac ugh. What is he, 5???

Moving I'm one of those women! Re first time sex. It's quite often the case for that it's better emotionally than physically, which I prefer to the other way round. The most times I've ever done it was seven because it was his first time and by the end I was seriously frustrated and sore so quality over quantity for me, anytime.

Lovely bit of TMI there Madame

Any ideas for a nice brush off? I was thinking

X,
You're a lovely person.
you are far too emotionally immature invested in this already and it's suffocating you fool stressing me out. I think we should take a step back, you do that, I'll run as fast as I can in the opposite direction and and just leave it for a while forever.
Yours,
Mac.

Nice and succinct.

TMI factor strictly to illustrate my point Mac Am far too much of a laydee to go into such cringeworthy detail on a regular basis

So, the text. I would replace "stressing me out" with "alarming me somewhat" just in case the manipulative little toad gets a kick out of potentially winding you up. Better to sound disdainful IMHO.

I like 'alarming me' - agree sounds disdainful, which it should be. He is probably cut from the same cloth as the bloke who dumped me when I was online 2 days after our date and called me a player bloody nutter.

So I am now a member of Match. Sent several emails. The standard of men is a bit ropy, tbh - especially the ones who are winking at/messaging me. But it's free so no harm done...

MadameO, I will PM you with the GSM men :)

Yes, but she was an ex when she was 16 or so.. You know these rekindled teenage romances brought to you by Facebook.

I will keep you informed. no doubt there will be Stetson pics tonight to entertain you on my fb.

An ex is an ex for a reason Snape is it tonight you are having dinner/unveiling the notebook?

Yes but that was then this is 25 years or so in the future, they're different people now. She was a girl. Now she's a woman. (The consolation is he's still an idiot....)

'Things are going really well, I have a great new job, wonderful friends and all manner of nice things coming into my life ;-)' that's her. She's a 'nice thing' coming into his life.

Right. It's tonight. I'm in a corner, it's notebook time.

Off work today to sit in housing benefit office & case conference for DS1 at school. In between all that, it's the gym on my own for a nice calming swim & a lot of depilation. Action stations hand-holders.

Morning Snape Am here. Just about to do the nursery run. If you'd like to have my phone number let me know and I'll send it here or on FB.

Because I am not doing this martyrish backing off and being all grown up and giving him 'space' to be in a relationship with someone else again. It's too tiring, I hate it, it takes too much energy. Fuck this.

This will be an interesting day.

That is very sweet madameO. Thank you. I will be fine, no matter what, this is a wobble. Ok, she's younger and prettier and has no baggage (well, everyone has baggage, I mean DCs) and....

...I think I'll stop now. I sound quite mad. :)

Snape. Good luck, will be thinking of you.

I wont be about till later, start my new job in an hour. I am wearing a suit. I feel like a child that has raided their parents dressing up box!

Happy new job day watch! How exciting! :-) you will be great!

I woke up at 2.30am this morning, and all I could think about was that this is notebook day. Thinking of you, Snape.

Also, good luck with the new job, Watch.

Good luck, Watch, hope it goes well!

And you, Snape. He's a man, 'all manner of nice things coming into his life' could mean birthday presents. Men aren't often subtle enough for that to mean anything else.

Oh. Do you think I might possibly be overthinking this?

I am having imaginary conversations, if he mentions her in the context of potential gf, I will say,

'Do you honestly have no idea about how I feel about you- because if you do that's actually quite cruel....and if you genuinely don't, here's your third birthday present'

Good luck Watch

Snape glad you are just going to go for it :-)

Uggggggggh. I've googled her.