I need some Sexpert advice on a few things sex related

[MsWoolie]

I'm not a teenage boy. Just an inexperienced 31 year old with a boyfriend I very much want to please!

So - sex woman on top - I just can't get a rythym and end up looking like a twat, how do you successfully pull this off??

Using my hands - I can't seem to make him 'cum' like this - what am I doing wrong? Any tips for a better hand job?

Oral - not done it yet but planning on treating him to one soon - any advice on how to make it a good one?

And yes I am a new poster but honestly not a troll - I just want to be good at sex! :)

Oh come on, someone else go first, it's like holding back from being the first to grab a cheese n pineapple on a stick at a buffet

Jesus read a book it's not like there is a lack of information out there.

Don't go on top unless he has a big cock. HTH.

My personal answer to the first question is to rock, not bounce.

HTH

My best advice is; under NO circumstances put Deep Heat on his balls. Honestly. Dis-as-ter.

Try asking him

50 shades??? I think that covers a lot of the basics!

Deep Heat?! Accidental or experimental scented?

1. Rock and Grind not just bounce.
2. Use LOTS of lube (vasaline is best in this instance)
3. Play plenty attention to the head of his cock with Your tongue.

Hope that helps :)

Oral - try to just sit down on his face. It can't fail.

P.s. Go ask some actual blokes

I think the teenage boy OP meant how to give HIM oral!

With oral...put an ice cube in your mouth then suck...or warm tea or coffee or my fave some brandy then suck...

For on top, put a firm pillow/cushion under his bum to lift him up so less stress on your knees, then glide back and forth.psuhing down.

if he is circumcised firm grip or vaseline otherwise you will make him sore.

How have you got to 31 and never given a blow job?

Google 'tantric sex' and follow Mr & Mrs Sting's example buy a lute.

I can't even possibly bring myself to answer those questions, you are probably a horny bored teen, did you join here just to ask sex questions?

Accidental snowflake terrible, terrible accident...!

I'm bored no ironing left, so quite happy to sit here answering dirty sex questions...for a small fee obviously..

Hysterical laughter can hide a multitude of sexual inadequacies. Body odour drives men wild with passion too, in my experience.

You on top. Not a clue, sorry.

Handjobs. There is a wonderful lube called (I think) Liquid Silk .spread loads of it on your hands and roll back his foreskin with one hand and stroke from just behind the helmet towards the tip with the other.

Blowjobs. Don't suck, it's uncomfortable for the man, just let his cock go in and out of your mouth and lick his frenulum. Also, I some men love it when their OH hums whilst she is giving head. The vibrations are fantastic.

I find the theme tune to dads army works best.

Nelly the elephant is the tune of the year over here.

OP will be to young to know what dads army is.

Go on redtube and check out what the "stars" of cheap porn are up to. Its like youtube but porn.

The main key to success with giving blowjobs is that you enjoy it. Most men are so turned on by the fact that a woman is actively enjoying doing it that your technique could totally suck (haha) and it wouldn't matter.

I have always had rave reviews about my blowjobs - because I enjoy giving them

Arf at tune to dads army