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I need some Sexpert advice on a few things sex related

34 replies

MsWoolie · 11/09/2012 15:06

I'm not a teenage boy. Just an inexperienced 31 year old with a boyfriend I very much want to please!

So - sex woman on top - I just can't get a rythym and end up looking like a twat, how do you successfully pull this off??

Using my hands - I can't seem to make him 'cum' like this - what am I doing wrong? Any tips for a better hand job?

Oral - not done it yet but planning on treating him to one soon - any advice on how to make it a good one?

And yes I am a new poster but honestly not a troll - I just want to be good at sex! :)

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HappyHippyChick · 11/09/2012 17:10

With the warm liquid blow job tip the most important part of this is warm. Do not under any circs get insanely drunk and use a freshly made cup of tea. This is not pleasurable apparently. Blush

ImASpecialSnowflake · 11/09/2012 17:13

Or try the champagne blow job tip...but forget how little you like champagne and gag and do a sick burp on his penis. Erotic Grin

ImASpecialSnowflake · 11/09/2012 17:14

(Alright it was asti)

DilysPrice · 11/09/2012 17:14

When I was a teenager like you a copy of Cynthia Heimel's seminal "Sex Tips for Girls" did the rounds. For the most part, it did not live up to its title, but if you buy a second hand copy on Amazon and let it fall open, you will find that like every copy ever sold automatically falls open to the definitive advice on "How to give a blow job".

cronullansw · 14/09/2012 02:34

Speaking as a man.......

Men are visual - they want to see what is going on, remember this, it's important.

Hand jobs; a fact. You will never, ever be as good as he is at this. He's had a little more practice than you. However, not too fast, no jerking up and down, lube is good, but here's the most important bit, the grip should be firmer toward the base/pelvis, not toward the top/head. Otherwise it feels to the fella like you are trying to milk a cow. So your little finger is gripping tighter than your index finger. Not too tight and don't squeeze too hard on the vein on the underside of his cock, that can hurt.

BJ's; a fact. (Nearly) all Bj's are good. Because most guys have never, ever had their cock sucked enough, so it's (nearly) all good. There are several important things - no teeth, ever, EVER!, lots of enthusiasm, lots of saliva, lots of enthusiasm, lots of eye contact, lots of enthusiasm. Oh, and lot's of enthusiasm. If a bloke thinks you aren't enjoying it, and are only doing it out of duty, then he won't enjoy it either.

As for licking the Frenulum, this isn't always a good idea. A lot of guys break this when being young and stupid and wanking too hard. Or a young and overly eager girl slams her hand down too hard with no lube and a tight grip, (yes, experience, and lots of blood) so guys who have suffered this in the past might be a bit sensitive here.

Lot's of eye contact and a scrunchy and you can't go wrong. There is nothing duller than a girl draping her hair all over your cock, to obscure the view, while she's giving a poor hand job and briefly licking the tip of your cock, it's best you don't bother.

On the other hand, kneeling in front of him (if he's sitting up) looking into his eyes while you suck him? Fantastic. He will think you are a Godess.

monsterchild · 14/09/2012 03:10

Whatever you do, don't actually blow on his cock. Unless you want to die of embarrassment! Mints are nice, too, apparently.

Ask him what he wants, that's usually a big turn-on.

Remember, sex is naturally very silly, so don't worry if you feel a bit goofy, it's normal. Laugh and keep on going!

izzyizin · 14/09/2012 03:26

Far TMI cronullon. Are you aware you're responding on the Relationships board of Mumsnet on a Thurdsay night rather than AIBU on a Friday night DadsNet?

As it happens, my extensive limited experience of satisfying the sexual needs of the male of the species has led me to conclude that they all have different requirements it's a case of horses for courses.

Cynner · 14/09/2012 04:31

Hmmmm.. seems we had a thread just recently inquiring about the very same topic...

izzyizin · 14/09/2012 05:24

In which case it would seem that juvenile great minds think alike, Cynner Hmm

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