Rough Sex

[VampiBlood]

I enjoy rough sex what I mean by that is: hair pulling, biting, slapping/spanking, some bondage, rude names, clips/pegs on my nipples and clit.
Some guys have only done some of that saying it was too odd for them.

I know im strange so is that ok or is it too strange?

Maybe they use those hurricane-proof pegs AF?

Err, excuse me AF, but i think i'd know if there was one still attached!! this is what my face has just looked like - now i am struggling to tell my DP what i am laughing at!

You like being called rude names?

Ok, smelly.

at those who still have pegs left by the end of the summer, so tell me ladies - plastic or wood?

"hurricane" pegs, eh ?

could be very practical for the fanny farters

plastic

cheap, nasty plastic

i take your smelly, and raise you a poo poo head!

Lucy plastic always, the wooden ones go a bit mouldy looking

Maybe she's gone to read the next chapter

Specially designed not to fly off if everything is wildly flapping about.

AF will you stop - i have just sprayed my beer and DP wants to KNOW!! how can i tell him! He thinks im talking dirty FFS, i don't want him to see my dirty secret, not like this.........

you are talking dirty, LEM, don't be coy now

see, you wild young things can't hack it when the Big Girls come to town

pegs

mouldy pegs

< comes like a train >

Muji, it has to be Muji. That way you can use them to keep the cornflakes airtight but because they are all designery you don't look like a slattern who's using clothes pegs to keep her cornflakes airtight.

Genuinely about AF leaving hers out all winter - now that's what I call depraved (but my lovely Muji ones would still be fine even if you did want to engage in filth like that all winter).

PMSL at "innie" and "outie" clits

Sex clips don't tend to be the same size as normal pegs, fwiw. Though maybe there's a market for cheap DIY Blue Peter style nipple tassels there...

I thought that must be the case, SirBoob

but what with me being a mundane I didn't like to venture an opinion

Are you calling ME a wild young thing AF???

I bloody love you!!!

There's a Market for Posho Pedlars to do an uber-clit peg and charge £500 for it.

Wonder how the advert blurb would go ......

muji is harmless

they do brilliant slippers too

peg porn the dirty bastards

I googled muji and was genuinely disappointed

No no it's these ones. They are the best. I am strangely obsessed with their excellence (but not, perhaps, in quite that way). They would probably be a bit big for your nether regions unless you were, um, highly developed though.

Oh my freaking god - this has got to be the funniest thread for ages

Personally - and not having read 50 Shades.... (am I the only one not to?!) I prefer a nice Fig Roll

oooh, look at these phwooaarrrr