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Rough Sex

118 replies

VampiBlood · 14/08/2012 20:45

I enjoy rough sex what I mean by that is: hair pulling, biting, slapping/spanking, some bondage, rude names, clips/pegs on my nipples and clit.
Some guys have only done some of that saying it was too odd for them.

I know im strange so is that ok or is it too strange?

OP posts:
AnyFucker · 14/08/2012 22:00

I leave my pegs on the line though

and over the winter, so I have to throw them all away every spring and buy new ones

< over shares >

Tangointhenight · 14/08/2012 22:02

Is saying 'spurts' rude?? Blush

AnyFucker · 14/08/2012 22:04

I am sure there is a niche market somewhere for tea-spurting

Tangointhenight · 14/08/2012 22:07

That's my kind of niche so long as there's some good earl grey, I'm vair posh when it comes to tea you know

AnyFucker · 14/08/2012 22:10

I think the really depraved dip a Digestive in it, before they spurt, too

the dirty bastards

Tangointhenight · 14/08/2012 22:15

Filthy, disgusting bastards!!!

They could at least have some decorum and dip a custard cream Hmm

MushroomSoup · 14/08/2012 22:18

Sometimes, to be really dirty, I leave my washing pegged out all night.

usualsuspect · 14/08/2012 22:21

I'm not sure I would want one of my dirty left on the line pegs clamped on my nipple.I'd have to nip to wilkos for some new ones.

AnyFucker · 14/08/2012 22:21

I like a Twix Finger, myself

BarbaraWoodlouseGoesForGold · 14/08/2012 22:22

(Own, not OP's)

Houseofplain · 14/08/2012 22:24

If someone stuck a peg on my clit. They'd get more than a slap. I'd peg their cock until it fell off.

puds11 · 14/08/2012 22:25

Oh my life i want a custard cream now

solidgoldbrass · 14/08/2012 22:28

Actually, when you've finished being all smug and mundane about how speshul your own sex lives are, bear in mind that sometimes women can be made to feel insecure, peculiar and slutty by men who are less kinky than them and refuse to accept that a woman can have fetishes or kinks of her own rather than just doing it to please men.

OP, there's nothing wrong with anything consenting adults want to do with each other. If a partner doesn't like it then s/he's maybe not the one for you, that's all.

droves · 14/08/2012 22:29

Hahaha somebody's been reading a shite book I think Wink

AnyFucker · 14/08/2012 22:32

have a custard cream, sgb Smile

AnyFucker · 14/08/2012 22:33

I know im strange so is that ok or is it too strange?

Is that the rough sex version of "I'm mad, me" ? Wink

Tangointhenight · 14/08/2012 22:34

Love a good old twix finger myself :o

TalHotBrunette · 14/08/2012 22:45

The book that made a million middle aged men terrified at bedtime... Grin

AgathaFusty · 14/08/2012 23:13

I love SGBs over use of the word mundane Grin

I would imagine a peg on your clit would look a bit stupid actually. Although perhaps it depends what colour it is [hmm}

Lucyellensmum99 · 14/08/2012 23:16

" AnyFucker Tue 14-Aug-12 22:00:43

I leave my pegs on the line though

and over the winter, so I have to throw them all away every spring and buy new ones"

What i want to know AF, is how comes you have pegs LEFT at the end of the summer, i go through packets of the bloody things, they are like socks, they disappear or ping off the line and end up in next doors garden. Maybe i should look under my bed Blush

AnyFucker · 14/08/2012 23:18

look to your nether regions, LEM, there could be any number of pegs down there Grin

AnyFucker · 14/08/2012 23:19

people must have erm, very prominent clits to get a standard clothes peg to stay on them

are there "innie" and "outie" versions of clits then...like belly buttons ?

I must be an innie

lentilweavinghippy · 14/08/2012 23:21

Stabbing bloke in the bum with cutlery = terribly vanilla. A garden fork, on the the other hand, now that's worth loads of Sex-Geek Points.

BeaWheesht · 14/08/2012 23:21

Clearly you live next door to the OP.

sweetkitty · 14/08/2012 23:23

I'm so glad I'm not the only slattern that does the clothes pegs left out all winter thing, they look pretty with snow on them!