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people who love people ONLY

50 replies

FarelyKnuts · 14/04/2012 13:43

For all those who couldnt give a flying fuck if you are straight or gay or green or blue or wear dresses or tights on your head while dancing to TheMonkeeys..

Come tell me your most pressing relationship care..

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hathorinareddress69 · 14/04/2012 13:44

Should I make caramel shortbread for DP for tomorrow night when I have lied to my ex to enable me to shag DP?

hathorinareddress69 · 14/04/2012 13:46

And you know, this thread is discriminatory to all the people who love cats, dogs, horses, fish, aliens .... even chickens

KatieScarlett2833 · 14/04/2012 13:46

I wear pants on my head while singing along to the Monkees.

Pants make most excellent hairbands y'see.

DD has joined the dark side recently and was spied singing along to "Daydream Believer" in her M&S pants.

SS involment d'you think?

SparkyMcSparrow · 14/04/2012 13:47

You forgot sheep hat Wink

FarelyKnuts · 14/04/2012 13:51

Hmm. Was going to say people who have sex with people in original title. now of course if you want to involve your chickens etc.... Shock

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Malificence · 14/04/2012 13:52

I'm out, I don't particularly like people.

FarelyKnuts · 14/04/2012 13:54

Katie I am concerned about the M and S pants... Seriously¿?? $For a PDD?? SS for sure :o

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SuePurblyBusinesslike · 14/04/2012 13:54

Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppllleeee, people who neeeeeeed peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppple

I've been known to tie my hair up with pants, with nothing else to hand.

FarelyKnuts · 14/04/2012 13:54

Malificent.. Sad to see you go :(

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FarelyKnuts · 14/04/2012 13:56

They make excellent hairties Sue. Am surprised someone has not marketed them as such yet :o

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SparkyMcSparrow · 14/04/2012 13:56

I have never tied my hair up with pants!

Am I missing out?

Thermalsocks · 14/04/2012 13:58

Well I'm in love with my car and I want to marry it. I did want to marry the Eifel Tower but I think it's already married and I'm not into bigamy!

hathorinareddress69 · 14/04/2012 13:58

Don't any of you care about my dilemma?

Huh?

SparkyMcSparrow · 14/04/2012 13:59

Yes hat you should make the shortbread!

FarelyKnuts · 14/04/2012 13:59

Oh hath my apologies.. I think chocolate cake would be more in order :o

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jesuswhatnext · 14/04/2012 14:00

i do not have enough hair to use my pants as a head band but i can use my bra as earwarmers! Blush

KatieScarlett2833 · 14/04/2012 14:01

The leg size in the pant seems to measure exactly with the size of my head. As I have longish unnatural-coloured hair I need something clean to hand for all my acid face baths and OBC. Pants rock.

Always M&S for DD, no slutpants allowed till she's 18 (conveniently ignores the scanty pants n bra combos she buys with her own money from Primani).

FarelyKnuts · 14/04/2012 14:01

Thermal dear... Maybe there is a thread out there for you too. Habeas you searched far and wide (in your automobile )??

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TerraNotSoFirma · 14/04/2012 14:03

Pfft earwarmers Jesus I can use mine as a tent! :)

FarelyKnuts · 14/04/2012 14:03

Oh dear god when I see the bits of string my DSD calls pants come out of the washing machine

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AKissIsNotAContract · 14/04/2012 14:05

Thermal: you are not alone, mechaphilia is the term for it. Just make sure you let the car exhaust cool down before sticking any body parts into it. It can cause nasty burns.

KatieScarlett2833 · 14/04/2012 14:06

The christmas ones she bought with the red satin and the white "fur" were strangely lost after their first wearing..... who could have done such a thing??? Wink

Maryz · 14/04/2012 14:06

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smartiesrule · 14/04/2012 14:07

Thermal sorry, but the Eiffel Tower is already married to someone Sad

lesley33 · 14/04/2012 14:08
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