people who love people ONLY

[FarelyKnuts]

For all those who couldnt give a flying fuck if you are straight or gay or green or blue or wear dresses or tights on your head while dancing to TheMonkeeys..

Come tell me your most pressing relationship care..

Katie twas the sock monster doncha know¿?? He also has a penchance for hideous teenage slapper underwear:o

Don't know Mary. Does he make dinner too?

Yes Maryz, it does.

Car tyres indeed, you should be walking or cycling to save the planet. And making dinner for the family is always his job.

Push-up bras? If I wore a push-up bra I wouldn't be able to see where I was going

smarties I know. Gutted! Maybe I could be the OW!

Therma

I witnessed the purchase of a navy blue push up bra from Primani on Thursday. It wasn't too bad.

Till we got home and DD showed me how much it complemented her outfit of see through navy lace top and shorts combo....

We live in Scotland, it is cold. She will prob die of over-exposure.

FarelyKnuts in the interests of equality I've just popped over to also stamp my foot and encourage grown upedness. Even though I'm reclining ATM and not very good at being anything other than fairly juvenile.

PS have also used knickers as a hair accessory.

I agree with Malificence.
I'm more of a duck person. when they aren't being belligerent

Exactly how demanding can I be to DP today, given that we got a BFP this morning?

Really really demanding, I'm hoping :)

Well, you must immediately give up cooking or any form of food prep Cup

After all, peeling potatoes causes your unborn child to grow up fat.

Also you must shortly develop cravings for expensive footwear and foodstuffs. When he complains, you must say, forcibly that "The baby told me I must, YOU don't know how hard it's been...."

Ditto housework, it is fatal for an expectant mother y'know.

Also football on TV makes baby too "excitable". TV from now on should consist of gentle period dramas so baby grows up to be "cultured"

I'm pretty sorted on those counts, Katie, DP is a chef so does all the cooking and food prep anyway, and we don't have a TV so no football

Now the housework..... hmm

Will deffo be using the "the baby told me" line!!

Clare thank you much for your kind contribution to all that is fair and equal and equal and stuff :o

I has the luffs for LittleDog and FailCat. Am I allowed in?

I'm with Mal, I don't particularly like people, unless they are contained within a screen or book.

Zombie. Stratters forgot to mention Zombie.

Sorry Zombie, of course I luffs you too. You know I does.

Do we know which Butlins he's going to?

As long as it is the PURE luffs I think you are alright

Zombie luff is the purest luff of all.

Awww :)

We dont discriminate against them either Mary :o
If people who love people want to lick peoples arses who are we to say otherwise???