If your man wants to have bum sex with you does it mean...

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That you have a bucket fanny? I know it's only a Monday but just out of interest. My last lover was fascinated with bum sex. I didn't mind but just wondering if I am a bit slack down there so he needed a bit extra? I just don't get the obsession otherwise!

Nah it's just a bit of variation and extra naughty.

That's two bumsex threads already on here today!

So many bumsex threads (two)!

No. It means he's a closet homosexual. Clearly.

;)

I thought you were going to ask if he's gay

Catholic sex on a Monday? Whatever next

Lol at Catholic sex

Izzy that emoticon just looks unfortunate...mouth sex

It means you're going on holiday to Center Parcs.

Please, no, no, nooooooo secretary. I'm still trying to overcome the trauma of Fabby and the banana last night.

tell him if he ok with sticking a banana down his penis your up for it

I think I have missed a thread. I might keep it that way.

Well, if you drew a couple of eyes and some eyebrows on your arse would probably be just right.

No but he might be a closet friend of Dorothys

Some men really are obsessed with bums. My friends ex had a thing about sticking his finger up her bum when they were at it, she didnt like it but he couldnt get off without doing it.

I think it is something to do with it being "extra" rude iykwim. And wee bit sad but there you go!

"Fabby and the Banana"

There is a bedtime story you wouldnt want to read :o

Wondering which thread I missed now!

Nah, it just means that he doesn't wanna see your face!

This one, Bogey: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/relationships/1389634-advice-plse-im-out-of-touch-literally-with-men

I settled for a bowl of Oat So Simple

1. It means he has been wanking too much to porn. Analsex is extremely common in porn and if guys who wank a lot to that don't like it before they're going to get groomed into liking it soon. And since the poor women in the movies appear to loooove it, their partnes must too, right? (No, not neccessarely.)

2)Or he likes prostata stimulation.
Solution to 1 and 2: Shove some bananas up his ass.

Thanks Izzy, I was just a little bit sick in my mouth......

:o

Some men just like arses.

I have a bucket fanny (10lb baby) and never get pestered for bumsex.

On J-Lo's arse, maybe, Soup. My own is an entirely neater posterior

Okay, I give up. Can someone please put me out of my misery. Where's the other bumsex thread?

Nowt wrong with a bit of anal loving :)

Love me, love my anus?

I think I'll pass on that one GFGW

I had a partner that absolutely loved it and wanted it all the time. I don't have a bucket fanny but he did have a rather small cock, so bumsex must have felt tighter.

DH is much larger and we can only do bumsex as a treat otherwise I'd have a bucket arse.

I agree, Going. Nothing wrong with shoving bananas up your Dh's ass. Except it's messy, unhygienic, the ass is full of bactery, tears easily, and it's a waste of good food.

*bacteria
I was so turned on by my post I couldn't spell properly.

It doesn't mean anything. It's a sexual practice like any other that plenty of men and women enjoy.

Either
a) he has done it before, liked it and would like to do it again.
b) he hasn't done it and is curious about trying it to see whether he likes it.

Really quite simple and the same reasons as some women might suggest it to a partner.