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dh has been v silly.

69 replies

misdee · 12/01/2006 10:44

he has been texting some friends, some female. one has feelings for him (i told him this months ago and to stop texting her). she thinks they are having some sort of txt affair. he says no way and she is just a friend. they havent seen each other for over 10years, she cant visit as she is epileptic and cant drive, her dh wouldnt drive her anyway. she is having marriage probs as well. just feel like hitting dh over the head for being so stupid.

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LadySherlockofLGJ · 12/01/2006 11:40
Grin
misdee · 12/01/2006 11:40

blu

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sparklymieow · 12/01/2006 11:41

get her number for me Misdee, I wanna text her!!

sparklymieow · 12/01/2006 11:42

in fact give it to everyone on MN and we can all text her!!

misdee · 12/01/2006 11:50

lol, best not, remember she is mad.

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wannaBe1974 · 12/01/2006 11:57

Can you get hold of your DH's phone and change her number to yours?

LadySherlockofLGJ · 12/01/2006 11:58

I told her to change it to read MIL, can't see him rushing to text his MIL can you ??

gravity · 12/01/2006 12:04

aah and if she's as loopy as some of these type of women she'll probably claim loudly your dh is the father to her seven little snotties...... your a lucky one - what a good guy for being up front, but i am still glad to see someone else gets weirdo trouble making bimbos messaging their dh......phew what a relief!!

Blu · 12/01/2006 12:07

I am crying with laughter at my desk having accidentally been called a silly bint by naughty mieow!

Easy · 12/01/2006 12:18

Bless him, it seems the boredom is getting the best of Peter, and you can't blame him can you? Been there, but for nowhere near as long as Peter's stayed in for.

Apart from the boredom, he's probably not feeling very 'manly' in general, so this woman's attentions are flattering, boost his ego a bit.

Sounds like you need to teach him knitting or something, to get his fingers off his mobile for a while.

anorak · 12/01/2006 12:20

do you think she has fixated on Peter because it's safe? Deep down she knows nothing could come of it while he is stuck in hospital, perhaps this suits her - an ultra-safe fantasy?

Sounds like Peter is guilty of nothing more than trying to be kind to a friend and unwittingly giving her room to imagine more.

misdee · 12/01/2006 12:22

he is saying he is a ladies man now lol.

biiiiig ego boost. told him to pack it in, or i wont see him saturday (i still will, but it may make him think a bit)

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anorak · 12/01/2006 12:24

Tell him his mobile will interfere with the equipment keeping his heart going.

gravity · 12/01/2006 12:24

all the slightly loopy ones do read more into mere kindness

peter probably wrote "hi"

she probably reads it as "hello you sexy gorgeous woman, i'm gonna leave my wife (the wonderful loving beautiful one )and run off into the sunset with you"

LadySherlockofLGJ · 12/01/2006 12:26

lol gravity

misdee · 12/01/2006 12:27

lol gravity, that is probably it. it was the 'guilt' message and the fact that 'i dont need to know' floored peter. suddenly it struck him. pmsl, arent men daft?

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gravity · 12/01/2006 12:28

daft.......hmmm......thats a kind word....... i prefer bloody thick!!!!

gravity · 12/01/2006 12:31

ooh i know a great deterrant - send her one of your photos - you know the ones!

misdee · 12/01/2006 12:43

? lol

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gravity · 12/01/2006 12:57

? yeah! miss innocent, now misdee!!! or maybe not a good idea...... she might be loopy enough to think your hitting on her by showing her any attention...... loopy texting bimbos are really "out there",

misdee · 12/01/2006 12:58

maybe i should send her a pic of my knife rack...

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gravity · 12/01/2006 13:01

go to the butcher and buy a heart or something, put it next to your knife rack with the subtitle on the text "result of the last wacko who messed with my man" - - aaaahhhhh!!!!!!

misdee · 12/01/2006 13:02

pmsl.

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gravity · 12/01/2006 13:03

after the last thread we spoke i found the acronym list here!! YAY!!!

sparklymieow · 12/01/2006 13:22

so sorry Blu, I didn't mean to call you a silly bint.... I swear!!

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