Whoops!!

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After having a really nice evening, bottles of wine, fun and lovely close chats. What do I go and do? Tell my DP (in graphic detail) about the first time I ever had a direct encounter with a willy, albeit 20 years ago! It's totally done his head in and he says he can't get the image out of his head. I absolutely adore him, we've been together 4 years and I feel like an absolute idiot and slag!! He's just being honest about the way it's made him feel but he says it's etched in his brain and now he's finding it hard to get intimate. Yikes. At the time I think I thought it was like a bonding thing, him knowing everything about me but in actual fact it was a disaster. What can I do :(

from the OP's second post, it sounds like her first experience wasn't exactly fun - perhaps he was shocked that something nasty happened to her? That would throw rather a different light on the whole scenario.

He's being a big girl's blouse about it. The past is the past. Time to build a bridge and get over himself methinks.

I remember a joke about a couple who'd been watching a TV show about psychology. The husband challenged the wife to say something that would make him both happy and sad at the same time. She replied "Of all your friends you have the nicest dick".

Here ends the cock gate scandal. We spoke, he was sooo nice. Couldn't apologise enough for making me feel shit. Said he didn't think any less of me, he could never. He just struggled with the graphic image he had of me with the other knob!! I did have to punish him by making sure there was no action in the bedroom department but I'm sure by this evening we'll be hunkydory!! Thanks everyone xx

HUrrah! A happy ending...

You mean you are not dumping him then ?

Now do be careful with Bunnykins feelings in future, won't you ?

Seriously, I like a happy ending too. x

" I did have to punish him by making sure there was no action in the bedroom department "

Omigawd, I think you are thinking what I am thinking...

AF - is that you?? You've been cut orf in your prime, have you? Your choice or were you leaned on?

neither of those things, TW

I am bypasing the swearing filters

bypassing even

Ah, on your own 'puter? That makes sense. At least I still recognised you!

not my own 'puter

that pesky one I have to go to, in order to earn a crust

oh ah, I see!!
Tut.

I see...

(in agreement with Omigawd)

AnyF I expect so....

6 of one....

..."there may be trouble ahead" :o

< clicks heels together >

Don't be too mean DP HATES it if i ever mention an ex, it actually distresses him to think of me with another man. I don't think it's him being possessive or hypocritical, it's just the thought of there ever having been a time when he wasn't with me...he's pathetically soppy. I'm not that bothered about past relationships and so I've asked him things about exes and he gets quite distressed about that too!

Golly thanks for posting your comments Sugar, In actual fact our relationship about mirrors your description and so its nice to see that someone else doesn't think their DP is a control monster for being as he is. Mine is perfect in every way bar that one subject that we no longer discuss. When I pushed him for info over a bottle of wine he opened up but virtually asked me to forgive him poor old bugger !!