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Original poster

Tonight...i commit murder......

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Donbean · 31/10/2005 19:50

I could kill DH honestly he has dropped me right in the shit and i am SO mad with him i could thump him....
FUME

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Original poster
Donbean · 31/10/2005 20:32

What did he do and did you feel GOOD afterwards?

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doormat · 31/10/2005 20:33

no he pissed off all night with his mates, then comes in next day at dinner hour and demanded a full roast dinner
I was having none of that so damaged his beloved car

the other 2 were for fun really, coz he was doing my head in

doormat · 31/10/2005 20:34

it felt bloody brilliant

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Donbean · 31/10/2005 20:35

LOL! "for fun" you wear the trousers in your house then?

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doormat · 31/10/2005 20:39

no, we have stopped all that now
but he used to play tricks on me too
just the way we were really
calmed down a lot
we are both practical jokers

needless to say he never stayed out or demanded a dinner again

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Donbean · 31/10/2005 20:42

DH is home now, very appologetic and sorry so i shant kill him tonight, will save your suggestions for a later date though doormat..hehehehehe thanks for that x

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doormat · 31/10/2005 20:42

hope you feel better donbean

SoupDragon · 31/10/2005 20:44

Donbean, steal his phone and send the text y ourself. That way you can control exactly what "he" says to A...

LadyTophamHatt · 31/10/2005 20:51

God....doormat, can I jsut sit here in awe of you?

I just love the golf club thing.

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Donbean · 31/10/2005 20:51

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am going to do that!

Loads of top tips tonight girls...keep them coming!

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doormat · 31/10/2005 20:54

once my exh pissed me off (well he always did)
he once forgot to do his fly up when we went to the shops
so his wang was hanging out of his trousers
he never realised until we got in why he was given funny looks all day

doormat · 31/10/2005 20:55

ladytopham
i did what every woman should do and that is not take any shite

shhhh · 31/10/2005 21:05

God..I was feeling down but this thread seems to have cheered me up !!! pmsl..!! ..!!!

I also used to do "things" to dh if he had pissed me off, not to the extent of doormat & the golf clubs...
Remember one occasion that he was home late,this was another late night and I knew he would roll in again at around 5am. There was no way I could keep awake so I put the hoover at the top of the stairs and switched off the lights.. I knew that:

a.He would not switch on the lights for fear of waking me so I knew what time it was

b.That he would fall over the hoover

Yup he fell into my trap !!! The noise woke me allowing me to see what time it was.

Cheeky monkey!

anorak · 01/11/2005 08:23

Doormat, if you shave eyebrows off when they're drunk you should only shave one off.

Then when they wake up they have to decide whether they go round everywhere with one eyebrow or shave the other one off themself.

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