whats the best sex toy you've brought??

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And i dont mean just vibrators-just any toy you use in the bedroom alone or with your dh. I want to try and spice things up in the bedroom plus its my dh's birthday soon and where as women are happy with flowers and chocolate's men prefer sex, beer and football!!!

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I hate flowers and my DH hates football.

How about one of these along with a crate of Carlsberg and a season ticket?

one of these

your last sentence clearly identifies you as a man. Better luck next time

Strap-ons are so last year.

a nespresso machine

A spaceHopper

and it's bought, not brought.

while we are on the subject it's chocolates. not chocolate's

the hoover

... what, him doing the hoovering turns you on, lucykate?

I'm with you there - toilet brushes do it for me

A striped cook's apron really does it for me, when he's stood in the kitchen wearing it and baking spiced apple muffins it makes me want to orgasm there and then.

One of <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=delarondeforge.com/assets/bag_axe_2007.jpg&imgrefurl=delarondeforge.com/axes_and_tomahawks.htm&usg=__62HG85xcqWbXhGCOugvnHQfcnZ0=&h=1544&w=2080&sz=819&hl=en&start=17&sig2=OzzFdbCOgyWmyWeiVBv-kQ&zoom=1&tbnid=3l0sfPGC9dz3fM:&tbnh=134&tbnw=167&ei=2YHRTO-ZEYqQjAeY9ei2DA&prev=/images%3Fq%3Daxe%26hl%3Den%26biw%3D868%26bih%3D722%26gbv%3D2%26tbs%3Disch:10,815&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=484&vpy=320&dur=191&hovh=193&hovw=261&tx=177&ty=104&oei=ZoHRTMvFMoi6jAfhyMmyDA&esq=2&page=2&ndsp=17&ved=1t:429,r:15,s:17&biw=868&bih=722" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">these
to make the pissed idiot hurry up.

Where are you thinking of bringing the sex-toy?

Ta for name-change reminder Fawkes

Yes, what sort of venue will you bring this sex toy to op?

And are you thinking of bringing it in a carrier bag or soft holdall?

What about a ping pong's ball so that he can work some magic on your bean?

jlc, it vibrates and cleans at the same time

UA