Right then people who is up for a threesome!!

[thesunshinesbrightly]

The title says it all.

Please don't judge.

It's life..get over it

I think she's done a runner fearing I'm up for it.

Sorry was chatting i am here!

Me and two men or another couple.

AnyFucker - where exactly am i running to?

TSSB, you are running to the village up the road from ME, that's where, car keys in hand and legs akimbo

sorry, was that a bit rude?

God you ladies are impatient!

anonymousbird - not at all, i do not expect anything less on here

I think you need to think
This through more, you sound a bit confused tbh.

Crikey, better give you directions then.. hey ho, the residents of a certain Essex village will be getting very very excited tonight A new member to the fold...

Can you wait til Friday though, suspect, just like MN, it's only All hushed tones in the shires.... Oooooooo.

Why is that daftpunk? I know what i want and he says aslong as it makes me happy he is happy - is that a bad sign?

I don't think he sounds like he would be happy watching you shag some one else to be honest. Is it worth risking your relationship for?

Threesomes are good fantasy fodder, but often fail to measure up in RL.

I wouldn't if I were you.... it's pretty damaging. I'm not against it either, but if I were ever to do it again, I would be the ousider, not part of the couple

I quite like the idea of experimenting with another woman, but I don't think I ever would.

The idea of a partner being there and doing something with another woman would be a bit much for me though. Dangerous road to go down, think really carefully.

cluckyduck - Now i've thought about it alot more,the more i think he is really doing it just for me...No it's not worth risking our relationship.

Happyslapper - yes, that is something to think about.

Garageflower - i don't think i would have a problem with him being with a woman but he doesnt seem so up for that.

Think we need to talk abit more.Wish he would be honest instead of saying things he thinks i want to hear.:(

1. The husband came home wondering what his wife?s answer was to the threesome question. As he walked in through the door his wife was standing there in sexy see through lingerie. The wife proclaimed I have thought about it and said yes to it.

At this the husband and wife ran up with stairs to their bedroom, and the wife handcuffed him in bed. The husband asked so who is the third? Is it Suzy from across the street or is it your best friend Jenny?

The wife replied, "No, I have thought of it long and hard and I have found the perfect person."

Husband asked, "Who?"

Wife said, "John, our gay neighbour."
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1. I ended up with an older woman last night. She looked pretty good for a 50-year-old. In Fact she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself think that she probably had a really hot daughter.

We drank a bit (well, more than a bit) we had a snuggle, and she asked me if I had ever had a "Sportsman's Double??

"What's that?? I asked
"It's a mother and daughter threesome," She said
"Oh!? I said as my mind began to embrace the idea.
"No, I haven't.? And I wondered what this daughter of hers might look like.
We drank a bit more, then she says with a wink that tonight was "My lucky night."
I went back to her place. We walked in, she turned on the hall light and shouted upstairs:

"MOM! You still awake?!"
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1. ADVANTAGES OF A THREESOME:
2. It can get really weird
3. Someone can go for a beer without interrupting the proceedings
4. There's always a hand or mouth free when you need one
5. Hotel rooms split 3 ways are cheaper.
6. You watch your best friends making love
7. You get watched making love
8. Three-person showers are really interesting!

I've seen that before, thanks

Could someone please direct me to Mumsnet? I appear to have got lost and stumbled into a sleazy chat room.

Good luck TSSB, as the Dragons say "I'm out".

Straight over the bridge, take a right, carry straight on till you come to the next turning and watch out for the droooooooooop!!

Sunshine;

I think this is a really bad idea, and I doubt you have thought it through properly. The thought of a threesome leaves me cold, ( plus I'm no good at multitasking ) and is really just for the sexually depraved and desperate. Nothing wrong with being either of those things providing you are 100% happy with what's happening. The reason I think you're confused is you don't mind if it's you and two men or one man two women. The outcome of those two scenarios will be totally different, I'm sure I don't need to spell it out to you. Leave this as a passing fantasy and get on with normal life. Much safer.

@ multitasking.

I finally have the truth out of him he won't do it.

Thank you Daftpunk.

DP, threesomes are "just for the sexually depraved and desperate"?!

Wildly inaccurate! Not to mention offensive ...but I'm sure you know that.

Ok; let me explain.
I consider myself to be a pretty average female, I'm like most of the women I have met in my life time. ie: I like sex with one male.
The only reason I would find myself in a threesome situation is; A) I was desperate for money or; B) I was desperate to keep a man happy.
If I happily wanted to have sex with more than one person at the same time, I would be sexually depraved, in my opinion.

Threesomes are not the norm, if they were you would see this reflected in advertising. I don't think we'll ever see three adults rolling around on a bed in an advert.....do you?

Neither of those apply to me, but hey everyone intitled to their own opinion.

I just made a cuppa and thanks to this thread asked BF whether he would like one shagger or two, in his tea

haha sorry Bast... what was the the reply?