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Right then people who is up for a threesome!!

82 replies

thesunshinesbrightly · 15/09/2010 17:56

The title says it all.

Please don't judge.

It's life..get over it Wink

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thesunshinesbrightly · 15/09/2010 19:27

Af - hahaha you is right my dear i did.

Bitof - Have not touched a drop i'm always like this.

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thesunshinesbrightly · 15/09/2010 19:29

Oi now now ladies!! it is not pick on 'sunshine day'!

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perfumedlife · 15/09/2010 21:09

I can't imagine a threesome is particularly good for more than one person. i.e. the man, assuming its two women. I mean, how do you know who goes where? Does someone issue orders or is it talked about before hand?Confused

anonymousbird · 15/09/2010 21:12

What are the threesome rules?? Anyone?? Come on, don't be shy, some of you know the rules.

Oh, I never normally MN in the evenings, but DH is away tonight, and it is so much fun!!! Do please posting all, yes doooooo.

buttonmoon78 · 15/09/2010 21:16

Well, I speak from the ignorance of not having had one but I'd much rather be the only bird!

Have a google of threesomes, specifying what ratio of men/women. There are some interesting clips of what could go where...

I guess the rules would be up to those involved.

AnyFucker · 15/09/2010 21:16

AB...are you ovulating too ? Grin

thesunshinesbrightly · 15/09/2010 21:17

Isn't it like - Go with the flow.

Of course it is good for all.Why else would anyone do it?.

Personally i would prefer ermm what would you call it.. 4some but having a bit of a time talking my OH into shagging another woman Confused

Sure he will be fine on the day.

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perfumedlife · 15/09/2010 21:18

Sheesh, that's just asking for trouble Smile

LindenAvery · 15/09/2010 21:18

Fun boy 3?

The Goodies?

Bananarama?

Three Degrees?

Stock Aitken and Waterman?

Mary, Mungo and Midge?

Will any of these do?

thesunshinesbrightly · 15/09/2010 21:19

anonymousbird - didn't you post earlier about not being interested? but you are back! couldn't resist a sneak peak could you?

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AnyFucker · 15/09/2010 21:19

SugaBabes

buttonmoon78 · 15/09/2010 21:21

Damn it. Now there's a puddle on my floor cos I laughed too hard...

Tho I hear some people find that rather lovely...

My DH away too (again) so am free to laze my evening away on MN do some productive computer stuff.

perfumedlife · 15/09/2010 21:21

Well, sadly, I think there are quite a few women who do it to try to keep a man's interest. I do know of one girl who started this to keep a wandering dh's attention. It didn't work.

I suppose if both partners are really keen it could be fun. I wouldn't cope with my dh shaggind another in front of me, actually, shagging another full stop.

Gawd I am so pedestrian Confused I thought I was more fun than this.

daftpunk · 15/09/2010 21:22

Why are you asking for this on mumsnet? Why not go on a dating site?

Genuine question

anonymousbird · 15/09/2010 21:22

OH yes, not actually INTERESTED, but still interested. From afar. Just a damned nosy parker, god, who doesn't want to know?? I want to know, just don't want to DO.

Blush. Shit, it's the wine talking now. Only had one small glass too. Am such a lightweight. Threesome deffo not a good idea, I'd need a vat of wine, and I'd pass out or puke before the exciting stuff started Confused

buttonmoon78 · 15/09/2010 21:23

Ach, I'm only fun on here. In real life I'm dead boring. And look like a right Helga!

Pedestrian is probably too racy for me Grin

thesunshinesbrightly · 15/09/2010 21:29

Seriously DaftPunk... I do know no one is going to come on here and say 'yes i'm up for it' thought it was just a bit of fun..See how many thought like me.
Their are people in real i can ask but that would just be to weird.

Not done it before so not to sure where to start.

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BarbieLovesKen · 15/09/2010 21:36

yes i'm up for it Grin

Malificence · 15/09/2010 21:38

If one or both of you are not bisexual, what would be the point in all honesty?

I don't fancy women, DH doesn't fancy men, so that's it really.

Personally I can't think of anything more grimly soul destroying than watching your partner enjoy shagging another person.

Don't get me started on the cuckolding weirdos.

AnyFucker · 15/09/2010 21:39

BLK, I am going to enjoy watching sunny run like the fucking wind Grin

daftpunk · 15/09/2010 21:42

Sorry, on my phone so haven't read all posts, what is it you want? You and two men? Two women, one man?

perfumedlife · 15/09/2010 21:42
Grin
AnyFucker · 15/09/2010 21:44

you offering, dp ?

BarbieLovesKen · 15/09/2010 21:50

Why hasnt sunny came back AnyFucker? Grin

AnyFucker · 15/09/2010 21:51

she has crapped herself and run screaming back to Grand Designs Grin