I've Never Seen Star Wars

[UnquietDad]

This sounds good - Marcus Brigstocke's new Radio 4 show, in which he gets celebrity guests to do things they have never done before, from buying porn mags and eating Findus pancakes to reading Jane Austen and listening to the Beatles.

What would yours be? Your things a lot of people seem to have done which you have not? My main ones would be:

Attended a football match
Worn a designer item
Been to the opera
Voted in X-Factor or Big Brother
Owned an iPod
Had a pet in the house

i have never been to synagogue

Been on a package holiday

I've never seen Casablanca.

I've never read Hamlet (despite having a degree in English).

I've never been ski-ing.

I've never eaten a gooseberry.

I've never worn a wedding dress.

i've never been to me

One of the celebs to be featured on the programme has never read Hamlet. Mark Steel, I think.

I've never been skiing either and have no desire to.

eaten cannalloni (too much cream and cheese and i'm lactose intolerant)
worn designer clothes
bought a diamond
had a blog
ridden a mountain bike

I've never been to a gig of any kind

I've never disagreed with Marcus Brigstocke

'i've never been to me'

lolololol!

shagged Pierce Brosnan

married a Proclaimer

oh right, things that a lot of people seem to have done

had a one night stand

Pierce would do

watched neighbours

Smoked
'Done' recreational drugs
Kissed a girl

Voted Labour

Voted Conservative

Ah, but have you ever worn a wedding dress, UD?

expat- you could have canneloni with bolognaise sauce in instead! The canneloni bit is just the tubes.... bit of a faff though

Worn designer clothes
Read Lord of the Rings
Owned an iPod
Seen Dr Zivago
Been on a package holiday
Watched BBC3

Been to Ireland
Or on a cruise
Had a Rootbeer float
Eaten at White Castle or Taco Bell
Been to a football or cricket match despite living very close to well known football stadium and cricket ground
Owned an MP3 played
Had Cable or sky tv

And I don't care, either.

I've thought of another - never seen Coronation Street.

Seen Citizen Kane
Eaten an oyster
Worn lipgloss
Been inside the Tower of London, St Paul's Cathedral or Westminster Abbey (and I've lived in London for 16 years)

My dh used to with with Marcus Brigstocke's dad, celebrity-fact fans!

Used to what with him??!

Who's Mark Steel?

Oh sorry work with him. Nothing salacious at all.

Ironed a tea towel.
Worn a thong.
Had anything waxed.