I've Never Seen Star Wars

[UnquietDad]

This sounds good - Marcus Brigstocke's new Radio 4 show, in which he gets celebrity guests to do things they have never done before, from buying porn mags and eating Findus pancakes to reading Jane Austen and listening to the Beatles.

What would yours be? Your things a lot of people seem to have done which you have not? My main ones would be:

Attended a football match
Worn a designer item
Been to the opera
Voted in X-Factor or Big Brother
Owned an iPod
Had a pet in the house

i've been to georgia or california

have never met a mumsnetter (roll on xmas do) Doodle you don't count!

Attended a football match
Worn a designer item
Been to the opera
Voted in X-Factor or Big Brother
Seen star wars,
Read or seen Harry Potter
I've never seen Casablanca.
I've never read Hamlet
Never been ski-ing.
I've never worn a wedding dress.

Never driven through Paris in a sports car with the warm wind in my hair!

(though nearly did it last year in a 2CV)

I've never seen Coronation Street either (and me a born and bred Mancunian).

I've never looked in children's lunchboxes (well, other than my own children's lunchboxes).

bags - Mark Steel is a leftwing comedian.

mark steel is funny, i've never seen pretty woman or dirty dancing

I've never:

Seen Star Wars
placed a bet
liked Abba

this is harder than I thought, or am I just v. conformist?

Did anyone listen? I thought it was very funny It'll end up on telly I betcha.

I am not sure I want to see Phil Jupitus having colonic irrigation on telly (though it was very funny to listen to it on radio)

done a rubick's cube

been to Caracas

liked the idea of eating fried squirrel

wasted so much time as I have since I discovered MumsNet

i have never watched a Bond film
I have never read or seen Lord of the Rings

Smoked a joint.
Been to a karaoke evening.
Read an entire novel by Dickens from cover to cover.
Seen the Exorcist.

And I've Never Loved Elvis.

Just listened to this on the iPlayer. Very funny (although Phil Thing has a dodgy line in jokes about his daughter).

Why are you not allowed? Is it because you've already exceeded your alloted portion of Bounce?

Ooh blimey. Fair enough.