Why is Lillian allowing this to happen?

[PseudoBadger]

FFS Lil, he's just a bit on the side. If he pisses you off just bin him. Don't start sounding so downtrodden.

I have just discovered, via TA site, that Dopey Hitman is named... Mikey!
So not Darrell then.
Probably his brother.

But didn't Matt refer to Bernard when his phone rang at breakfast with Lil l last weekend ?? Am totally confused.

I think Bernard is the golfing buddy. Matt pretended it was him on the phone when Crusher phoned.

Crusher does not seem very bright or competent.

Mikey then, not Crusher.

His accent moves from Estuary to North of Watford.

What else could you be with a name like Crusher - but a hitman?

Soo Tom is going to be a witness then as well as getting off with Kirstie I reckon she's set her cap at him and he likes her cap!

It'll just be a rebound shag, she won't want to get messed up with him again

I made up "Crusher"

I don't know so much Psuedo she said she's on the lookout for husband material when she dumped Ifti. Tom [who's soon going to push Brine out of the Squire of Ambridge position with his upmarket ready meals ) is in the market for a wife too is'nt he?

I know piglet.... I thought it was an autocorrect actually!

I like 'crusher' though and it looks like he's going to get his chance to show his crushing skills as Paul is getting more and more mad (you can't warn off a madman )

@BoreOfWhabylon

I have just discovered, via TA site, that Dopey Hitman is named... Mikey!

Does anyone else remember the game show "interceptor" where the baddie's helicopter was called Mikey. ANd he used to say "'get me outta here Mikey. is what I was thinking of when I heard this.

As for voice of TV ads Kirstie WHAT is she thinking?!?
"Oh Tom, I LURVE hearing about your ready meals! "

Who is DAMIAN that she was meeting later????

Damian is bloke Kirsty is currently seeing - don't think we have ever heard him though.

Clearly, she still yearns for the meaty charms of Sausage Boy but I fear it will all end in tears again - he dumped her once before (leopards, spots and all that).

@BoreOfWhabylon

Clearly, she still yearns for the meaty charms of Sausage Boy but I fear it will all end in tears again - he dumped her once before (leopards, spots and all that).

and at meaty charms. Also I misread leopard as LEOTARD and shuddered even more. Am giggling to myself.

Sausage Boy in a leotard!

indeed!

I am pretty sure Kirsty dumped Tom, actually, he was two-timing with Lauren during one of the Xmas pantos (yonks ago).

Maybe there were a couple of dumpings then? Pretty sure he dumped her for the Supermarket Sausage-Buyer Woman (all back in the mists of time!)

It'll all be in Here somewhere

Potted Kirsty Backstory Here

I'd forgotten she went out with Sam before he had a fling with Roooooth!

who was Lauren?
I remember Tamsin the buyer...
Hate the photos on the archers website
They are all WRONG

They are nothing but imposters Olivia

(Can't remember Lauren, either, although vaguely remember the name)

er, impostOrs

Blimey Kirstie 's got history! wasn't she seeing a wild life enthusiast at some time? They were having fun in the "HIDE" weren't they?

Kirsty and Tom have both been quite, er... active in the past.

Tom's meant to be a hottie

No mark my words there'll be a wedding Tom and Kirsty will tie the knot. (hoists bosom and looks over glasses) Oh yes.