Do you have .... In your home?

[DaringAquaViewer]

Say yes or no then suggest the next one

I will start
Shoes on the stairs

No bunny ears

Christmas wrapping paper?

Several rolls! Bought most of pressies!

More than 3 suitcases?

No

A black washing machine?

No

A victorian piece of furniture?

A victorian style dresser but it 'only ' about 80 years old

Half eaten takeaway?

Amazingly no abandoned takeaway. Remnants of casserole on stove.

TV which doesn't work?

Yes, two 😀

A scent diffuser with dried up sticks that haven’t been turned in ages

No scent diffusers

Timers for plug sockets ?

Have timers but they're not in use.

A motion sensor light bulb in a regular light fitting?

No.

George Foreman grill?

No George Foreman.

A uranium glass dressing table set?

No.

Rattan screen?

No rattan screan

But

Large bifolding screen ( extra point if if has global maps on it )

No large screens

A tiny doll sized painted Japanese folding screen?

No :)

Unopened packages?

No unopened packages

Sellotape that you can't find the sodding end of

Always 🙄

Roll of string?

Yes two

Retractable washing line ?

No

Spare curtains?

No retractable washing line but a folding laundry hanger on the wall in the utility room.

A cat wondering impatiently why their butler is on Mumsnet rather than attending to the important business of showering them with clappies?
(You just can’t get the staff these days he says)

Ha ha yes mine is sulking too

Glass coffee table

No, lucky you!

CDs?

Yes a few cds

Audio tapes ?

No, not now.

Furry snow boots?

Yes, I have furry moon boots.

A snow globe?