Do you have .... In your home?

[DaringAquaViewer]

Say yes or no then suggest the next one

I will start
Shoes on the stairs

No but I have my dd’s finger prints where she has leant on the glass staring out if that counts.

A pet lying on his back having what looks like the best nap ever?

Kinda

A paper lantern

No paper lanterns at home but some at work for decoration

Any flamingos

No flamingos.

A jar of small change that one day you will get changed

Yes... I always raid it for the quarters to take to the shops...big spender, me!

A patio/garden umbrella?

yes, it has green palm fronds on it.

an outdoor rug?

I have a rug of moss but I guess that's not what you meant.

USB cables that you have no idea what they are for but won't chuck them out just in case

They have their own special box on the top of the spare room wardrobe.

A salt pig?

as I will need to google salt pig to find out what it is I am guessing no

Bowls of fruit/lemons etc on kitchen counter

No fruit left out on the counter.

A record player.

Record player -yes

Hifi separates system in the loft that your husband is strangely emotionally attached to🙄?

Omg! @Jeezitneverends I thought I was the only one stuck with DHs hifi separate systems in the loft...uhh, 42 years and counting

A stepstool in the kitchen to get into the top cabinets?

Yes a step stool but in the utility room.

"Things" belonging to adult children that they haven't room for but want to keep?

@MissFritton65 YES!!!!!! our home is apparently a series of storage containers for the DC who now longer live here.
I am still traumatised by my own DM's ruthless cull of my things without telling me so I am a soft touch...

Table tennis table in the garden see above

No table tennis in garden or elsewhere

A blow up matress

We have a single blow up mattress left over from the days ds did scout camp, never used now.

A sofa you love but can barely see as it’s covered in blankets to prevent pet damage?

We have a leather sofa that is covered in scratches from our Lab's toenails...he was trying to make a nest.

How about a clothes hamper or laundry basket, as I call it?

Yes to blankets covering sofa but cat just laughs and scratches underneath.

Yes to clothes hamper

An outside washing line👕

Absolutely an outside washing line-used daily!

An old fashioned ceiling airer?

No old fashioned ceiling airer!

A trowel?

Yes to trowel

An indoor broom and an outdoor broom

Yes, we have both an indoor broom and an outdoor broom. Haven’t seen the outdoor one in a while now I come to think of it.

A duster with an extending handle?

I dust with a mitt which reaches everywhere except the ceiling above the stairs. Try as I might I can’t find an extendable duster to reach the spiders that live there.

A collection of spiders you cannot evict?

No

neom smellies

Yes to Neon smellies.

A safe?