Do you have .... In your home?

[DaringAquaViewer]

Say yes or no then suggest the next one

I will start
Shoes on the stairs

No pets,so no portrait

More than one vaccuum cleaner(I keep one upstairs and one downstairs)

3 vacuum cleaners..
Too many house plants?

Only a couple of house plants. Most of my plants are in the garden: house plants are too fussy for my liking.

A basketball or netball hoop? Bonus points if it is actually used!

No hoop but outdoor boxing bag..

No boxing bag

Leaky gutters ?

No leaky gutters!

Drippy kitchen tap?

Taps are behaving thamkfully

All our cats' whiskers in a bag ( that we find , we don't pluck them)

Why would you keep whiskas? So no.

More toilets than the number of people who live in the house.

2 people 2 toilets, thank the Lord!

Do you have a doormat by the front door?

Door mat , no not enough space under the door for one.

A bath ?

A bath, no.

A shower with a waterfall function?

bath yes, waterfall shower no

electric hand mixer for things like mashing potatoes

Yes, an eletric hand mixer

How about a non electric potato masher, too?

@MrsMitford3 @ScottBakula are ya'll following me? 😂

Yes to a non-electric potato masher!

An egg keeper shaped like a chicken sitting on a nest on the counter.

Yes to the egg keeper!

A garlic jar?

No garlic jar.

A broken electric shower?

Yes to a garlic jar , no broke ( or working ) shower.

Perfume / aftershave you rarely wear ?

I am not following you @Sweetpea1532 , I am stalking you 😂😂

Yes to Bulgari black in the rubber hockey puck bottle. I normally wear Eau des merveilles but I can't bring myself to get rid of the Bulgari.

Bed linen that you keep just for waking up in on Christmas Day.

We do have Christmas bedding, it goes on in early December.

A chair (or sit spot) used for naughty children to contemplate the error of their ways? Bonus points if it is used exclusively for this purpose.

No.

A specific beverage preparation area in the kitchen.

A bench where the kettle lives of that counts..?
A real Christmas tree still up?

<gasps and clutches pearls> No to tree still up-think of the bad luck!!!

A pot of wooden spoons on the counter (including your favourite)

I do not have a pot of wooden spoons on the counter though having recently acquired a couple of very gorgeous olive wood hand carved cooking spoons I want one.

A room of doom where the door is always shut? (Mine is laundry/sewing combo of chaos)

Yes to Room of Doom/Chamber of Chaos with permanently shut door. Actually we have two. One upstairs and one downstairs. 😳

A table lamp with a shade that is the wrong size or shape that is enough to be irritating but not quite enough to make you go out and spend money on a new one.

No slightly mismatched table lamps.

A snuffle mat toy with pull out carrots that you hide treats in.