Do you have .... In your home?

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Say yes or no then suggest the next one

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Shoes on the stairs

Telly in the kitchen

No

Seventeen albino chickens.

No to 17 albino chickens. But very glad that others are providing support for this struggling minority.

A toad by the compost heap.

SUPPORT THE ALBINO CHICKEN POPULATION!

No to a toad by the compost heap, but I can do you quite a lot of frogs in the long grass under a cornus.

Next door’s cat in my egg chair?

No to the cat in the egg chair

no en-suite

En-suite , no

Eye level grill ?

No eye level grill but use to.
A garden gnome

yes to ironic garden gnome (one is a frog wearing a crown and the other is a rabbit from highclere castle we have named The Dowager)

a garden full of slugs

*edited to say bought in the shop and not pinched

Yes, yes to a garden full of slugs, unfortunately...although they are food for the little lizards

A fireplace?

Two fireplaces!

A framed Lego portrait of Gandalf fighting the Balrog? (Don’t even ask…)

No but do have a framed personalised lego of DS given to him by DD

Drinks trolley in the garden

Don't suppose drinks trolley in the kitchen counts. Although I could turn it into drinks trolley in the garden by wheeling it 10 yards? What with it being a trolley and all.

An old suitcase lined with maps.

No, to an old suitcase lined with maps...that sounds interesting

Sliding glass doors?

No suitcase with maps

A cupboard in the hall for coats and shoes

No sliding glass doors-have the mumsnet hated bifolds
No cupboard in the hall but umbrella stand and hanging shelf with hooks for coats

Magic 8 ball

No magic 8 ball.

A snow globe?

No snow globe

A Fortnum & Mason hamper basket

We have a small collection of tiny snow globes, all from different holidays. No FM hamper, not that posh.

An orchard.

No orchard-one lonely plum tree

lilac bush

No.

Parrot.

No parrot

A collection of Christmas tree decorations accumulated from various holiday destinations

Not a single Christmas decoration from a holiday destination

A shelf full of Persephone books

A collection of Christmas decorations from holidays plus small children's artwork ones.

An egg chair in the garden

No Persephone books or an egg chair.

A fridge full of magnets from holiday destinations

No fridge full of magnets (although do have christmas decorations from holiday destinations)

far too many decorative cushions on sofas

Yes, to too many decorative sofa cushions

An ottoman?