Interiors mag?
Maybe if you cut out the thick layer of filth, missing floorboards, exposed pipes and free-standing bath that isn't meant to be free-standing...
Yes, your dd and mine are spiritual sisters, aren't they? Dd1 and ds have both been ill, whereupon dd2, not to be outdone, announced that she had a tummyache and it would only get better if she had icecream.