Rightmove gem alert

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I found this property on the Rightmove Android app and wanted you to see it: www.rightmove.co.uk/s6p/63574254

Check out this stunner. Starts off pretty special, heavy on the wood but wait til picture 11 and 12. Was not expecting that. Also check out the floorplan. Upstairs is rather unusual but now I might say I'm quite tempted to fiddle around with the floorplan in my own home to incorporate a room in like that upstairs!!!

Oh, op i do hope this is not your house, if so apologies

Oh its horrible

The kitchen and the bedroom in particular

Can't get the link to work.

I can't believe the estate agent can get away with saying this is in a peaceful tree lined street. I grew up around here. It's smack-bang in the middle of Hackney's gang-ridden murder mile!

I am actually rendered speechless.

Another one for Miss Haversham...

All I want is the back story and pics of the owners!!

I was wondering, if the owners are the ones with the mn thread about a grave in the backyard?

Bar upstairs, bathroom downstairs? Weird!

Its bloody hideous I’m not sure which is the worst room but good new is it’s nothing a match couldn’t sort out

But then
You’d be left with a plot of land in a really awful area. A few trees don’t make up for the crime!

A nearby house sold for £1.1m a couple years ago so the area can’t be that bad.

I like that the agent's description is so bland, trying to pretend the house is normal

Good lord 😂
I've never seen anything like that before!

If I had £800k, I’d buy it. It’s my life’s ambition to live in a crazy house but not one I’ve created.

Wow that’s a 10minute walk from my house. How bizarre, it’s really weird when you know a house so well from the outside, I wouldn’t have expected the inside to be like that at all!

I can't believe the estate agent can get away with saying this is in a peaceful tree lined street. I grew up around here. It's smack-bang in the middle of Hackney's gang-ridden murder mile!

It’s hipster central now, just off chatsworth road surrounded by organic coffee shops and posh sourdough bakeries. Not to mention the outstanding primary schools. It’s a really desirable area

How did they squeeze a PUB into that house? Also WHY? Actually no, that makes perfect sense. Awful taste but great execution, as they say on Reddit...

All the good local pubs have been turned into clothes outlets and furniture shops so I guess that explains the two bars

Also, seems like a loooong walk to the bathroom if you were in the bar or one of the upstairs bedrooms.
Can't quite forgive the cladding at the back either.

Dear god. This is like when Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen was let loose in Changing Rooms.

Not far from murder mile.

Not surprised.

The link won't work on my tablet ,
I NEED TO SEE THIS !!!

Must have been a brothel?? Four bedrooms, no lounge, a bar and a mirrored wall type thing in the bathroom...

Humph. The estate agent has taken down this listing. Now i'll never see the glory.

Wowzer !

Local pub(s) being gutted for refit as yet another vegan cafe so interiors rescued and repurposed ?

Holy sh*t, house prices in London are insane!! You could get something that size for a quarter of the price elsewhere!

The solitary loo with mismatch tiles behind. Why only one loo. So many are bedrooms. If walls could talk.