I've found my forever and ever home

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What do you think? www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-68097340.html

“Brimming with potential”

Literally, but a steep asking price.

Creeeepyy

I missed the asking price? Thought POa was price on application unless I’m missing a joke here

Cool

Love it!

I'd love to have wander round.

Wooaaaahhh

Was my exact response. Love it.

It’s not real is it? It doesn’t make any sense

This is definitely a Halloween joke how is no one seeing this!?

It's a good joke though. I like an estate agent with a sense of humour!

Well I thought it was obvious but the first few answers seemed quite serious so started to doubt self....

Brilliant. Bit of paint and you’ll be fine.

Christ that’s spooky.

Complete with moving furniture...what more could you want

Most rooms contain vintage minimalist furniture, though it does seem to move around on its own

Ok. Should not have opened that as bed time reading!
Good spoof though...

Be careful where you dig!

Hammer House of Horror

Oh id love to spend the night there!

"Purgatory Lane"
Ha ha ha

I really wanted this to be real :(

Ha, that's ace!

Is that Hill House?

Ah. Now I’d not even bother viewing that. No floor plan - no likey

I need to visualise the flow of the rooms. All 800