Weird picture (rightmove)

[Lowdoorinthewal1]

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Is that a dead elephant they have in their dining room??

It would appears to be a picture of a dead elephant’s bum. Possibly a rhino.

Other than that, it’s a nice house. Would be handy for DM’s. If I had £1.5M!

dead elephant’s bum

That's what I thought!

I wonder if it might be the back end of a horse - looks like the sort of house where the owners might be equestrian types.

Beautiful house and location! I wouldn't be begging them to leave that picture behind, though .

I'm not really sure what it is, I love the house though

I prefer this one.

Houses like these are 10 a penny in Somerset (if you have 2 million quid spare).

Well, it looks nice enough outside, but why only two interior pictures and no floor plan? If I was looking for a £1.5M house, I'd want a few more photo's.
I thing the picture looks like a decomposing sperm whale - reddish mottled surface, blunt head with the impression of a large mouth.
DH thinks it looks like, and I quote verbatim, "The arse end of a dead cow.".

Beautiful exterior, but what a disappointing kitchen.

I prefer the second one too, though I'd prefer the tennis court to be a swimming pool!

Disappointed there's no picture of the 'intriguing library'.

I would love to have an 'intriguing library' in my house!

You need to add the cost of fulltime gardener/care taker!

There are no further interior pictures because- if they have a portrait of a dead elephant's arse in their dining room- what the hell do they have elsewhere?!

The intriguing library is clearly full of odd body parts in specimen jars.

I'm also suspicious about a house that size only having five bedrooms. Presumably there are bodies bricked into the others.

I think it looks more like a cow. I thought horse at first, but the tail looks too smooth, so I'm going with cow.

Looks like a huge and unnecessary mural of a cows backside

a huge and unnecessary mural of a cows backside

That is a fabulous phrase @AnotherOriginalUsername .

You could wait for years for another chance to drop that into conversation!

I thought it looked like a Rhino.

I agree that for a house worth that much you would expect a few more interior photos.

Definitely a cow (possibly pregnant?) and definitely unnecessary

(just noticed that it's local to me - definitely a cow here in country bumpkin land!!!)

Uncanny! It could be the very same cow, except the one in the photo is cow-coloured, not purple.

Nah it's just a Red Poll bum.

Don't you townies know nothing?! Shakes head and chews on a piece of straw

Both houses are gorgeous though I prefer the second one.

That painting is probably a Lucien Freud in his bovine period.

Where are the bedrooms????? (Both houses)

a Red Poll bum

Yer wot?

Dare I, in my urban ignorance, Google 'Red Poll bum' or will the results be too horrible for my townified sensibilities?

Depends if you're at work or if anyone's watching your browsing history...

Nope, at home on the sofa and DH is out with DDog, so I will risk it ...