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Weird picture (rightmove)

43 replies

Lowdoorinthewal1 · 04/05/2018 20:26

Slide 5

Is that a dead elephant they have in their dining room??

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BikeRunSki · 04/05/2018 20:30

It would appears to be a picture of a dead elephant’s bum. Possibly a rhino.

Other than that, it’s a nice house. Would be handy for DM’s. If I had £1.5M!

Lowdoorinthewal1 · 04/05/2018 20:34

dead elephant’s bum

That's what I thought!

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ScreamingValenta · 04/05/2018 20:35

I wonder if it might be the back end of a horse - looks like the sort of house where the owners might be equestrian types.

Beautiful house and location! I wouldn't be begging them to leave that picture behind, though Grin.

GreyGardens88 · 04/05/2018 20:38

I'm not really sure what it is, I love the house though

Lowdoorinthewal1 · 04/05/2018 20:44

I prefer this one.

Houses like these are 10 a penny in Somerset (if you have 2 million quid spare).

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FadedRed · 04/05/2018 20:48

Well, it looks nice enough outside, but why only two interior pictures and no floor plan? If I was looking for a £1.5M house, I'd want a few more photo's.
I thing the picture looks like a decomposing sperm whale - reddish mottled surface, blunt head with the impression of a large mouth.
DH thinks it looks like, and I quote verbatim, "The arse end of a dead cow.".

3catsandcounting · 04/05/2018 20:49

Beautiful exterior, but what a disappointing kitchen.

ScreamingValenta · 04/05/2018 20:53

I prefer the second one too, though I'd prefer the tennis court to be a swimming pool!

ScreamingValenta · 04/05/2018 20:55

Disappointed there's no picture of the 'intriguing library'.

I would love to have an 'intriguing library' in my house!

Candyflosss · 04/05/2018 20:58

You need to add the cost of fulltime gardener/care taker!

Lowdoorinthewal1 · 04/05/2018 20:59

There are no further interior pictures because- if they have a portrait of a dead elephant's arse in their dining room- what the hell do they have elsewhere?!

The intriguing library is clearly full of odd body parts in specimen jars.

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Lowdoorinthewal1 · 04/05/2018 21:00

I'm also suspicious about a house that size only having five bedrooms. Presumably there are bodies bricked into the others.

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MyBootsAreMuddy · 04/05/2018 21:13

I think it looks more like a cow. I thought horse at first, but the tail looks too smooth, so I'm going with cow.

AnotherOriginalUsername · 04/05/2018 21:15

Looks like a huge and unnecessary mural of a cows backside

ScreamingValenta · 04/05/2018 21:25

a huge and unnecessary mural of a cows backside

That is a fabulous phrase @AnotherOriginalUsername Grin.

You could wait for years for another chance to drop that into conversation!

EmmaC78 · 04/05/2018 21:26

I thought it looked like a Rhino.

I agree that for a house worth that much you would expect a few more interior photos.

AnotherOriginalUsername · 04/05/2018 21:36

Definitely a cow (possibly pregnant?) and definitely unnecessary

Weird picture (rightmove)
Weird picture (rightmove)
AnotherOriginalUsername · 04/05/2018 21:38

(just noticed that it's local to me - definitely a cow here in country bumpkin land!!!)

ScreamingValenta · 04/05/2018 21:41

Uncanny! It could be the very same cow, except the one in the photo is cow-coloured, not purple.

AnotherOriginalUsername · 04/05/2018 21:45

Nah it's just a Red Poll bum.

Don't you townies know nothing?! Shakes head and chews on a piece of straw

TerfsUp · 04/05/2018 21:47

Both houses are gorgeous though I prefer the second one.

That painting is probably a Lucien Freud in his bovine period.

SarahSiddons · 04/05/2018 21:48

Where are the bedrooms????? (Both houses)

ScreamingValenta · 04/05/2018 21:50

a Red Poll bum

Confused Yer wot? Confused

Dare I, in my urban ignorance, Google 'Red Poll bum' or will the results be too horrible for my townified sensibilities?

AnotherOriginalUsername · 04/05/2018 21:52

Depends if you're at work or if anyone's watching your browsing history...

ScreamingValenta · 04/05/2018 21:55

Nope, at home on the sofa and DH is out with DDog, so I will risk it ...

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