2.5m and it looks like a squat

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Jesus There's industrial and then there's...

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-51688905.html

To be fair I think it's mostly that the photos are awful, but still.

Oh that's awful. What's that mattress all about? Who on earth could sleep there? You're right - that part of it is like a squat.

I've never liked open brickwork anyway - I'm amazed when people walk into a house that's like the inside of a shed and think it's great.

It’s like expensive jeans with holes in them. You have to be on the right wave length (and in the right income bracket) to fully appreciate them.

Plastering that lot’s going to cost a fortune. Do you think they’ll knock it off the price?

I actually quite like that, but are those bricks sealed? Imagine the dust!

£34m and you don't even get a garden! www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-51233625.html

That’s ridiculous. So it’s basically a room for 2.5 mil? Who? How? Why????? Why would anyone buy this?!

Exposed bricks always make me think of spiders.

Loves very very dark. No thanks.

I laughed the most at the floor plan. I mean why do you draw a plan of a rectangle dwelling?!

And yes they should have called the bedroom - mattress 🤦🏼‍♀️😂

That warehouse flat is utterly depressing.
The wall that they have built opposite the row of units kitchen looks like the serving hatch of a canteen with the shutter down, which only adds to the feeling of "'everyone else has gone home and I'm left here on my own with the spiders."'

I really love it. I don't think you've been to many squats!

I really like it.

I quite like the decor but the heating bills must be horrendous.

What's the black round thing by the mattress? Ensuite toilette?

And the Belgravia one does have a garden / terrace

The squat would be a nightmare to keep warm in the winter. It's one huge draught waiting to happen.

There's no storage!
Where do you put all your crap?
(or maybe you have to sell all your stuff to be able to afford this...)

I don't care about having no garden if I could have that bathroom

It's a studio that's bigger than my house...

@SinglePringle - an overspecced balcony / patio thing is not the same as a garden.

You’ve been to some very chic squats, OP.

It is 2000sqft. Bigger than the average UK home, it’s just an open plan loft style space. You could easily sub divide if you wanted.

It looks hideously uncomfortable. I'll bet it echoes and is a beast to heat.

That Belgravia one is lovely.

It’s an apartment with a decent amount of outside space, slap bang in central London. I’d consider it a garden