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52 replies

MrsCosmopilite · 16/11/2013 13:04

I've just seen this. Normally I can get past the decor, but this is a little bit too much.

Just wondering if Prince/Symbol perchance lived here incognito.

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DameDeepRedBetty · 16/11/2013 13:05

Right through to the flowers in the garden!

NickNacks · 16/11/2013 13:07

And what's with the dining table/curtains/main bedroom thing??

Primrose123 · 16/11/2013 13:08

Wow. I like the outside of the house, but the inside? Why is there a dining table in the bedroom?

Actually our second house was a bit like this when we bought it. Everything was blue. The same sort of blue as the mumsnet logo at the top of the page, so quite dark. The carpets were blue, curtains, wallpaper, kitchen worktops and tiles Shock. It wasn't as dramatic as the purple though!

RevelsRoulette · 16/11/2013 13:08

Hmm, I wonder what their favourite colour is? Grin

When I come across the house that taste forgot, I find that looking at the floor plan helps.

In this case, they should take out that kitchen wall and make it a large kitchen / diner, for starters. Downstairs bedroom becomes second reception room.

It could be lovely, couldn't it?

LittleTulip · 16/11/2013 13:09

Wowsers.

CEO of Parma Violets?

LeMousquetaireAnonyme · 16/11/2013 13:11

It does put me off my favourite colour
Carpet in the bathroom and the kitchen

OoooohFreaky · 16/11/2013 13:12

Is the bath fluffy?

MikeTheShite · 16/11/2013 13:14

well they certainly love purple Wink

cuppachai · 16/11/2013 13:19

HOLY MOTHER OF ALL CRAP! That is purple. And carpety.

DelGirl · 16/11/2013 13:20

never seen nuffin like it in my life Shock

maddiemostmerry · 16/11/2013 13:21

It's a cadbury house, wow!

wonkylegs · 16/11/2013 13:22

Wow I was itching to cover the one purple room our house had when we moved in, it took 4 coats of White dulux... That would take gallons!
The dining table in the bedroom or bed in the dining room (i can't work out which) is odd.
It's a shame as it's pretty on the outside but the decor will put many off.

SlightlyDampWellies · 16/11/2013 13:22

I usually can see past décor, but that me feel a little queasy.

SoupDragon · 16/11/2013 13:22

LOLOL!
Carpet up the side of the bath too - genius :o

custardo · 16/11/2013 13:23

FUCK me!

like the garden swing

Raddy · 16/11/2013 13:26

That has just given me and ds a laugh.

The fur coat on the bath is interesting, and the dining table next to a bed Confused

Hmmkay · 16/11/2013 13:26

It's like Hank's wife Marie in Breaking Bad's house, but much much worse. She's obsessed with purple too!

SlightlyDampWellies · 16/11/2013 13:27

I had to go back to look for carpet baths the garden swing and the dining room in the bedroom. Everything else was just obliterated by the purple.

I think a committed Suffragette lives there.

Vintagebeads · 16/11/2013 13:27

Is that a dining room table in the bedroom ? Grin

This would be the only time I would like to see the 60 minute makeover team go in a white the shite out of it.

WildThong · 16/11/2013 13:32

I'm Shock
The carpet in the kitchen. A fitted carpet on the bath. In fact the carpet.

starfishmummy · 16/11/2013 14:07

At least the actual bathroom suite is white....

IslaValargeone · 16/11/2013 14:11

Whoa!
Carpet in the kitchen! Oh my who does that?

elfycat · 16/11/2013 14:12

My 4yo has just made a purple picture. I showed her those pics and all she could say on each one was 'too purple' with a growing tone of horror. When we got to the garden that was too green (not enough flowers).

The bathroom!

3xM · 16/11/2013 14:13

Maybe the owners were going through a purple patch?

RandomMess · 16/11/2013 14:14

Are you sure it's not being used as a brothel with the downstairs reception room being used as an extra bedroom?