Oh dear god

[MrsCosmopilite]

I've just seen this. Normally I can get past the decor, but this is a little bit too much.

Just wondering if Prince/Symbol perchance lived here incognito.

Would not want to be invited for dinner there....

I'm thinking that someone doesn't really want to sell it. So, they have been googling all the things that put buyers off.. This would explain the illogical use of the dining/bedroom, the carpet, the weird bathroom. THe paint looks very fresh.

You've never heard of en-suite dining? You lot are so provincial.

I am speechless. And I think i just sicked up a little in my mouth.

Let's hope the owners aren't members of mumsnet, or they might be feeling a little hurt by all your comments.

OMG!! Now I like purple but that is ridiculous. Carpet up the bath WTF!

Zippyzoppy, perhaps they will welcome the constructive criticism given they want to sell their house.

Oh my word.

OMG do they seriously expect to sell this house? That is one of the worst I have seen/

Purple paradise - not!

You know, I love purple, but....

And what's with the dining suite in the bedroom? Or the bed in the dining room? Or whatever.

Soup - if they wanted the mumsnet constructive criticism, they would have put it on Mumsnet to be critiqued!!

They have put it up for sale with an estate agent which has been linked by the OP, which in my book isn't an invitation for wholesale piss taking.

I missed the dining table in the bedroom due to the sheer purpleness of everything.

On second look, the thing that really freaks me out is the voyeuristic positioning of the bar stool in the bathroom

Makes me feel a bit nauseous.

Awful.

This is about a mile from my house! Looks really nice from outside, but who knew Prince had his UK bolthole/holiday home here?!

Actually, the wall units in picture 5 would probably really appeal to my dh.

the bed in the dining room looks like it folds up into the unit around it. good use of space if you had guests around.

I guess dmil's house wold look like that if dfil would let her

I quite like the purple kitchen units. It's just a bit overwhelming.

Let's hope the Estate Agent can do their stuff. I've been told I need to tone my decor down if I want to sell. And it's not as intense as the house I linked to!

If they didn't want criticism they should not have allowed it to be in the public domain.

If they are on here, then hopefully they are taking everything on board. I really feel sorry for the EA with this one. Trying to convince them to tone it down, and by painting the house purple, that isn't what they mean by neutral. Never mind giving them the feedback from viewers.

Wow.

Maybe it is supposed to be a ....
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.... Bed & Breakfast!

[Hands Quint her coat]

Its the cadburys house.

I think it's a brilliant selling ploy. I have seen this house on a few threads on Mumsnet and on Facebook. Thousands of people must have seen this house today, and I bet some will think that's it's a great house that just needs new carpets and to be painted throughout. I think it's a clever way to get your house noticed!

You think they did that to their house to get it noticed?