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I know you all love a tastefully decorated property!

33 replies

Crutchlow35 · 01/07/2013 20:02

What do you think of this beauty?

www.espc.com/properties/details.aspx?pid=324923&sid=18272016922

OP posts:
gymboywalton · 01/07/2013 20:03

i love it!

WeAreSix · 01/07/2013 20:04

Wow. Pass the sunglasses!

GinaTina · 01/07/2013 20:07

Oh my.
It's like Rod, Jane and Freddy's secret love den.

imademarion · 01/07/2013 20:11

That is just horrible. I would weep blood from my eyeballs if I had to live there.

Am trying to imagine how many drugs I'd have to take before it would be fun.

Nope, there just aren't enough.

Onetwothreeoops · 01/07/2013 20:16

I can picture a sad-faced clown living there!

reggiebean · 01/07/2013 20:18

"needs refurbishment and redecoration"

No, surely not?!

Thurlow · 01/07/2013 20:22

Fucking hell.

Is it really only the one room too?

reggiebean · 01/07/2013 20:29

Thurlow Can you imagine more than one room looking like that?! It'd be like living in one of those really disorientating fun houses, you'd never be able to find your way out!

Thurlow · 01/07/2013 20:33

Just wandering around, mournfully calling out "hello...?" in the hope that a passing clown might stop and help.

reggiebean · 01/07/2013 20:55

God, you would stand a good chance of bumping into a clown wandering around in there, wouldn't you?

[shudder]

IwishIwasmoreorganised · 01/07/2013 20:58

Good grief Confused

OnTheNingNangNong · 01/07/2013 20:59

That is amazing. I would be fucking terrified living there. I would think of the clowns!

Thurlow · 01/07/2013 21:08

Is it a high or low price for a flat like that?

imademarion · 01/07/2013 21:49

Oh, there will be clowns. Those special silent ones with malevolent eyes, huge armies of them waiting to wordlessly surround the bed of anyone drunk brave enough to sleep there.

This thread has given me the RIGHT willies

flow4 · 01/07/2013 21:58

TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTEEN THOUSAND pounds?!?! For that price, one would at least expect a bit of tartan ! Wink

noddyholder · 01/07/2013 22:03

I like that

Chubfuddler · 01/07/2013 22:05

It's horrific. I would have to walk in and just throw open tins of dulux white cotton emulsion over every surface.

reggiebean · 01/07/2013 22:11

imademarion That's just cruel! And so near to bedtime!

flow4 Doesn't help that the person who wrote that ad shouldn't be writing. A truly unique top floor one bedroom apartment situated on the corner of one of the most infamous streets in Scotland. Offering spectacular views down The Royal Mile to Arthur's Seat and beyond.

Really?! What is so infamous about it then!? Why would you ever want to live on an infamous road?!

Angry
QOD · 01/07/2013 22:13

But but but but .l. No kitchen?

MustafaCake · 01/07/2013 22:21
Didactylos · 01/07/2013 22:27

I am in love with it already
I want to buy it and run a circus themed brothel there

GemmaTeller · 01/07/2013 22:30

flow4 - wtf is with pictures 9, 10 and 11

saythatagain · 01/07/2013 22:30

I would go there to help with the enjoyment of my migraine....dear God!

OccamsRaiser · 02/07/2013 00:39

Wow, that's some decor. I found this delight while looking for somewhere myself... beautiful

flow4 · 02/07/2013 06:51

Gemma... My theory is alien Tudor spider architects!