House has just gone up on Rightmove!

[Movingtimes]

Namechanged for this because it would out me obviously, but would anyone like to see my house? The agent came round and took the photos on Thursday and there it is in all its glory on Rightmove this morning. Would appreciate any ideas on how to best present for viewers. We are relocating to the south-east so need to sell fast.
Here it is! my house

Love the hallway flooring

I'd be a bit worried a child-made teleporter might not be quite reliable enough. Imagine if the house got accidentally teleported to the bottom of the atlantic? Not a risk worth taking imo.