Property porn-tastic

[Rhubarbgarden]

If I had four million squid, I'd be buying this. I don't think it gets much better.

But would your DH live there?

Perhaps in the intrest of your marriage, if you get 4 million quid, you should buy ME that house and I will let you visit anytime you like .

Hows your new bundle of gorgeousness getting on?

Oh he likes this one! He always likes the ones we can't afford. We peeped through the hedge at it ages ago while trundling round Blackheath, and fell in lust. I just found out my window cleaner does their windows and he told me it was up for sale.

New bundle has v bad colic and is proving to be something of a challenge . He's got great hair though .

Rhubard You must live near me... We are in Lee, going to have to make a drive around there to try and spot this one, never seen it before! I love it. I love a garden that doesn't look too 'clean', with nooks and crannies to hide in...

Have you thought about a very cheeky offer?

Poor little fella, DD had bad colic too I remember it well. Have you tried Colief? That was the best I found for her. Hope it passes quickly for him.

This is what I'm lusting after up my way. Middle of nowhere though!

Do you think they will take a very cheeky offer of £500,000?

Weellll, perhaps

But then again, perhaps not even £500,000... Bah humbug! Maybe we could all add up our 50 pence coins together?

If you had 4m would you live in Blackheath though? I quite like there and Greenwich (Park, centre etc) but with that sort of money wouldn't want to be stuck in London.
I'd probably choose a stunning place on the Cornish coast for a couple of mil, buy a 500k flat in London or Bristol for when the Cornish winter nights draw in, and live off ~4k per month the remaining 1.5m would be paying me in interest!

I have 37p and something fluffy I'd rather not examine to closely to add to the kitty ....Will that get me a part share?

RC did you view that gorgeous house with the barn? I've been thinking about that house!

No, not yet. It's still on the cards through! (sadly, although I've just committed to spending the 400m I seem to have mislaid it...)

Ooh Oreo that is gorgeous! Northumberland too - I love it up there.

RC that is a fine plan. I think I'd budget for a small Cessna too and for flying lessons for myself to complete the pilot's licence I ran out of money for years ago, then I could fly DH to work (he'd get bored at home all day). Where's the link to your barn conversion then? [nosy].

Angel I don't live in Blackheath unfortunately. I just buy my cat food there. And lust after houses.

Going to get some Colief today, lots of people recommended it and infacol not helping.

It's a difficult thing to deal with - Infacol, Colief, more breast milk, less breast milk, formula, mum stops having dairy etc...glad it's only a memory now! Good luck.

This is the one Oreo meant (altho you've seen it) which was 499 for the house or 699 with the barn (200 for the barn is a lot given no planning):

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-16462749.html

Or, given the thread title (& within my modest budget) a couple more:

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-36470375.html

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-22117821.html

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-34427272.html

Obv less rural: www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-30207367.html

Another nice selection there RC. The house with barn is still my favourite though .

In descending order I would pick
House 1
House 3
House 2.

Actually I would love to be in your shoes and looking at any of them .

Rhubarb you are a little bit fabulous aren't you - " I don't live in Blackheath. I just buy cat food there".

WAG-Tastic anyone? vile.

more my kind of home

First one utterly vile, second one stunning

Ooh Gnocchi the second one is lovely.

Just think whoever had the money to buy house one , could buy some taste and buy house 2 and the house I linked in morpeth!!

The first house looks like a nightclub. I don't care how big and brash a house is, I really don't believe a house in the North east will sell for nearly 7mil .

It'll only go to Newcastle United's next new signing. No 'normal job' oerson would buy it.

I thought they all went to Darras Hall? I have had another look and have decided I'm a bit fascinated with the orbs over the staircase. I think they would look really nice in my pub!

I'll eat my hat if that one on Runnymede sells at that price. I lived on that road, and whilst yes, expensive, they have never been that kind of price.

have to say I do like the kitchen though

RC those are all lovely. I agree with Oreo that the barn one has the edge. It's gorgeous.

Gnocchi - from eye-poppingly awful to eye-poppingly beautiful! I SO want that stately home.

Sorry the cat food thing makes me sound a bit twattish. I'd love to live in Blackheath - if I did I wouldn't be so keen to leave London!

I've just booked to go and look at this place. What do you think?

That one is beautiful. I can't believe you can get a house like that in Godalming for a guide of 1m.

this is too expensive and needs doing up...lovely setting though..

Oh yes lovely setting. Less keen on the house than the others though.